Hilarious! Hotballa you should've played it suave and asked her out. If you can calmly ask a woman out in a situation like that will show her you are supremely confident and women like confidence.
I thought about making a joke to her or something after the exam, but I ripped an EXTREMELY loud and very, very long one right after the tube came out. we didn't bother saying goodbye as she wheeled the machine away for cleaning.
this is hilarious...Well, i'm sure she check out your frank and beans...maybe that's the real reason why she didn't say goodbye...
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Drop your shorts and bend over. Fletch: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calesthenics...you know my kidneys feel alot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning...... [Dolan inserts his finger into Fletch's anus with an audible "pop" sound] Fletch: [singing] Moon River......[talking] Whew...ever serve time, Doc? Dr. Joseph Dolan: Breathe easy. Fletch: Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?! ... [After the proctological exam] Dr. Joseph Dolan: Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar. Fletch: Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. But seriously, hope you don't have ulcerative colitis. My wife has it. It's terrible.
All I can say is that I'da (okay bad pun) "tore my ass" on outta there, fast. Would have happily paid for the visit and rescheduled.
Necrobump because the original post should be framed and hung on the nicest wall within Clutchfans. Classic post.
Balla is Hot! 1 & 2 by @Vivid Bibliography [Incident on the Train] Did I overreact? [DISGUSTING] Guy in Urinal Next to Me Farts Black People and Red Lobster Why Are There So Many Busybodies In The World? Is it me or are teenage girls EXTREMELY inappropriate nowadays? Man Burns Down House on Livestream Rude to talk to someone watching video on phone? Eff FX How stupid are bees
Not sure if it's the same everywhere, but I've had two, and they did not actually "put me under" as in put me to sleep. They explained how it was necessary for me to be awake as they'd need me to shift around a bit as needed, but they dosed me with something that made it so I retained no memories of the experience. So to my perception, they dosed me, then I instantly fast-forwarded to after the procedure being all like "what? it's over?" And then my girlfriend and nurse started detailing the goofy stuff I'd said during the procedure. So I dunno. Either way I feel like it's kinda weird they'd start sticking the tube up there while someone's still fully conscious/aware, but like I said, maybe it's not the same everywhere.
