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How Cocaine Makes Users Skinny

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Air Langhi, Aug 13, 2013.

  1. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    We already knew cocaine was a hell of a drug, but apparently it helps you lose body fat. You can eat more and have less body fat thanks to cocaine.



    http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-08/how-cocaine-keeps-users-lean?src=SOC&dom=tw

     
  2. hotballa

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    I just thought it made you skinny because you cant afford food.
     
  3. CCorn

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    Is it safe to stack this with the masturbation diet?
     
  4. Dairy Ashford

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    Isn't that the end of the science part?
     
  5. RocketBlood

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    When I'm on powder I have no desire for food.
     
  6. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    Where do I buy this diet medication?
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    don't tell this to shawn kemp.
     
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  8. No Chance

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    Need a boat load soon!
     
  9. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    No.

    Look at the data. The cocaine guys are eating fattier food, but they seem to have less body fat, a lower heart rate, and lower blood pressure.

    http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0195666313003401

     
  10. Mr. Brightside

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    I thought the sucking **** for crack cocaine part is what caused it. You lose at least 100 calories per trick. Not speaking from experience of course.
     
  11. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    Freud thought he had a sure cure for all of mankind's problems when he experimented with coke....until he tried to quit years later.
     
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I'd like to lose some weight, I thought diet and exercise were the answer when all along I just needed to consult my dealer. Stupid doctors, putting dealers out of business since 1850.
     
  13. Panda23

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    hell of a drug!
     
  14. ch0c0b0fr34k

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    Umhm...sure sounds like it.
     
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Doctors were prescribing cocaine and other stimulants to patients for centuries before modern medicine.

    Now big pharma makes you pay 10x the price for the same thing.
     
  16. ThatBoyNick

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    I wonder exactly whats causing it the actual plant coca leafs, or the other **** in coke.
     
  17. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    that explains why I haven't lost weight.

    I thought I had 'caine but it was Gold Medal Sugar!

    /Geto Boys
     
  18. el gnomo

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    This is what I thought. It's like the anti-munchies.
     
  19. jae713

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    I never lost weight. I got nosebleeds instead.
     
  20. Sacudido

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    Gold Medal Flour...
     
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