When you're done pissing while sitting, do you tuck IT between your legs and look at yourself in the mirror and think to yourself "what if..."
I pee sitting down out of sheer laziness. Btw, peeing sitting down is NOT a Muslim thing, it's a Middle Eastern thing.
In public: standing up. At home: sitting down. It's cleaner (less splatter). Plus, heated toilet seats.
I'd rather clean up if I missed. Standing. There are other things to be lazy about. A man peeing while sitting is like a women shtting while standing, you just don't do it.
Can't tell if serious. Dude, the reason public restrooms look the way they do is bc dudes cant piss straight while standing up. It has nothing to do with practice. I don't EVER sit in a public restroom. It's urinal or bust. I don't want to make this a D&D thing but this is.. Completely false. Prophet Muhammed was clear about this -- To sit and urinate. One should never urinate whilst standing. It doesn't matter what type of Muslim -- Arab, Irani, Indian/Paki, etc..majority of men sit while urinating.
Fat dudes sit when peeing. Can't see their weiner to point and can't see the toilet to shoot. Sitting down leaves no doubt and explains the lazyness/fat thing. P.S. This is merely speculation and not intended to suggest or imply that if you do prefer to sit down to pee that you are obiously grossly obese and cannot see the toilet or your weiner, thank you.
As a rebuttal, I sit at home and I'm really skinny. I think it came about from the times I had to pee really bad and I knew that even wearing a belt, my pants just go straight down if you tug on them. Pants down -> on toilet -> relief. It first evolved out of necessity in dire situations, and then I realized that it was not only much faster than taking the time to undo a button and zipper and then aim, but saved me a whole lot of toilet-cleaning. I have no shame in admitting it, and am also a firm believer that in a male/female shared household, guys should put the seat down if they stand. It's mathematically logical. Question my manhood all you like. I've got nothing to prove.
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Why the hell would you sit down to pee? I have a rocket-stream of piss (it produces bubbles, if you remember that odd EddieWasSnubbed thread) that needs to be unleashed.
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Uhh... pulling your pants down and standing vs. sitting are separate discussions. I'm pretty sure you can stand but still pull your pants down if you're too lazy to go over the fence or through the window.
Maybe so. But it seems awkward to me to just stand there with your pants around your ankles. I associate dropping your pants in the restroom with sitting down. To each his own.
EDIT: Dr Ludicrous beat me to it. Reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when Larry discovers he likes to pee sitting down. Jeff: Hey. Larry (with cane): Came for my sneaker. Jeff: What happened to you? Larry: I fell in the toilet. Jeff: How did you fall in the toilet? Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up. Jeff: What does that have to do with you? Larry: I pee sitting down. Jeff: You pee sitting down? Larry: Yeah, have you ever tried it? Jeff: No! Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff: What are you reading? Larry: I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff: What stuff? Larry: If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake! Jeff: Twenty times? Larry: Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something. Jeff: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while your learning something?
I sit at home too. Just because there will be no cleaning needed later on. I would suggest you to give it a couple of tries at least to see if you will like it. You might just get used to it like me. ( I discovered it by accident and now it becomes a habit ).
Riiight. I would say the opposite. As in 19.89 % of cfans members are secure enough about their sexuality to answer the question truthfully. ' Posts like this and "When you're done pissing while sitting, do you tuck IT between your legs and look at yourself in the mirror and think to yourself "what if..." come off as ones from closet homosexuals in my opinion.
ya , Im pretty sure its freaking impossible to pee into a toilet and not get at least one spec of urine somewhere, IMPOSSIBLE I say! but ya sitting on the toilet to relax is boss, "pooping ain't easy, but it sure is fun"
