How do you pee at home?

No matter how good your aim is, there will be splashing. I'm sure anyone who has been in a men's public restroom can agree to that.

 

Let's say, hypothetically, that you don't wear jeans and a belt at home. Let's say, athletic shorts. Easier now?

 

You should know by now how to angle your stream, sir, so there isn't any splashing. I guess for you, there always WILL BE... mister crazy shooter.

Then it is much easier to sneak Mister Woody out through the bottom and PEE standing, sir (unless Mr. Woody is Mr. Shorty instead). Go ahead, I'm ready for another silly womanly question. You pitch them, I hit them out the park.

 

sometimes, i think i need to go, so i sit down. and all i do is pee.


i stand most of the time.

 

Okay, I'm not talking about pee all over the floor, but there will be some splash left behind. It's elementary science.

 

I never would have thought guys would make a point of sitting down to pee (let alone admit to it).

I thought sitting down to pee was what separated women from men?

And honestly, how long does it take you guys to pee? You sit down for what shouldn't take more than a minute, and that's only if you've been drinking or holding it for a long time. I just don't see it.

The only time I've ever sat down to pee is when I thought I would also be handling other business and it didn't pan out.

And I always felt dirty afterwards.

 

"There will be splashing" - sounds like it's a movie up for an Oscar in 2012.

No, it's not elementary science, shoodomoney. It's you not caring where you aim your PEEPEE and not being able to control the splash. Lazy ass. :grin:

 

If sitting down to pee in a toilet makes you feel like a woman, I'm not sure what to say.

 

I have to pee standing up, otherwise my penis would fall in the toilet water.

 

wasn't there another thread about this a couple of months ago?

 

Aim is thrown out the window after you ejaculate

Btw, Muslims have to wash with water or at least use tp so the majority of Muslims do urinate sitting down..

QFT

 

It doesn't make me feel pretty or anything, it's just weird.

Why go through all that trouble just to piss?

 

sometimes I sit, broken hearted
came to ****, but only farted



does anyone else go outside in their backyard to pee?

 

I sit down, facing backwards. Then I put my coffee in the cupholder and my laptop on the tank and get to work. Sometimes I take calls too.






Just kidding :grin:

 

Yeah one of the drawbacks of having a huge dong is your head touches the bowl.

 

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Not sure if your are asking men only, but I do it standing.

 

No wonder public restrooms look the way they do. Too many guys peeing while sitting down at home and probably not wanting to sit down at a public restroom. As they have had almost zero aiming practice, they just piss all over the water closet, the walls and the floor... ugh...