[Zdog the Jazz fan] Rockets rap diss

hope you're doing well brother. I'll be around a bi t more (hopefully)

 

It’s official. Rockets have passed the Warriors as most feared team.

 

**** the Jazz!!

 

We finally got a qb now so make sure you watch next season

 

My man is *enraged* at the Baconator range at Wendy's. I would buy an LP of him going in on fast food options in Provo.

 

yo not even the Mormons go to West Valley. This dude is a true born child of the streets. This is basically the new Lil B curse. Don't be surprised if we don't win another game from here, and Joe Ingles wins MVP.

 

Z Dogs dad = Bryant Big Country Reeves.

 

it's so unfair that the Warriors don't have to face ZDOG in the playoffs

 

Z Dog's mom = Greg Ostertag

 

Looks like a fat John Cusack

 

Fool needs col-gate like a motherfuker..

 

Because even Utah has mirrors man.

 

Joe Johnson is the king of the Utah Jazz. Get ready to bow down to the return of their king.

 

Yo this chopped version bumps tho.

 

Contemplating beefing on twitter with my boy z-dog..

The Pro: He's Barbecue Chicken
The Con: He might have some sort of disability.

 

Like we learned this week with another legendary Hip-Hop artist, you can disagree with ZDog's life choices while also acknowledging his musical genius.

 

Z-Dog going out of his way to not be too loud after the late night W. Moms must be sleeping in the next room.

I'd pay to see a replay of him watching those 8 Thunder misses while he's stifling back his exasperated expersions of fear and joy as each three goes up and fails.

 

The dopeness is real. DAMMIT I think he converted me to a Jazz fan. . . .