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[Zdog the Jazz fan] Rockets rap diss

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TMac'n, Feb 27, 2018.

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  1. Verbal Christ

    Verbal Christ Member

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    I can't laugh cuz this dude is obviously mental. He looks like he's mid 30s acting like he is 16.

    Let's just move along.
     
    #21 Verbal Christ, Feb 27, 2018
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  2. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Mental schmental. He's a jazz fan is what's wrong with him.
     
    #22 FLASH21, Feb 27, 2018
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  3. Verbal Christ

    Verbal Christ Member

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    I mean I knew he was off his rocker dissing baconator fries .. those things are freaking delicious!
     
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  4. A_3PO

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    Aw, ain't he cute?
     
    #24 A_3PO, Feb 27, 2018
  5. EightDoobies

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    Me.
     
    #25 EightDoobies, Feb 27, 2018
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  6. juanm34

    juanm34 Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    #26 juanm34, Feb 27, 2018
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  7. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    More like ZDork.
     
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  8. macan

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    i can't rap but he got no bars
     
    #28 macan, Feb 27, 2018
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  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    autistic version.
     
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  10. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Mounds of sloppy goodness.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #30 FLASH21, Feb 27, 2018
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  11. Snow Villiers

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    Fat slob. Tub of goo.
     
    #31 Snow Villiers, Feb 27, 2018
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  12. Hippieloser

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    A little autotune, we got ourselves a chart-topper
     
    #32 Hippieloser, Feb 27, 2018
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    seeingredtx Enlightened

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    Before I clicked I had an image of this person and was not let down...
     
    #33 seeingredtx, Feb 27, 2018
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  14. DonkeyMagic

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    He spit fire
     
    #34 DonkeyMagic, Feb 27, 2018
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  15. shtinkee

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    *Bobby Sura fall in a faint*
     
    #35 shtinkee, Feb 27, 2018
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    Haha! I’ll take it, man does it feel good to have a good team tho.
     
    #36 danoman, Feb 27, 2018
  17. topfive

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    Here's the thing, though: That dude's by far the BEST rapper in all of Utah.

    Other Utah rappers have mad respect for his rhyming skilz and that amazing flow.
     
    #37 topfive, Feb 27, 2018
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  18. shtinkee

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    Ha! That's a fantastic take.

    Also, you heard it from Zdog first! jazz number 1 seed next year!
     
    #38 shtinkee, Feb 27, 2018
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    Rockets are ugly and you know it (dab/ dab )
    Houston Rockets are so ugly, they smell like weed,
    I never really liked those Houston Rockets, thank god the jazz beat them in 97 when stockton hit that shot in barkley's mouth
    james harden you are ugly santa clause, man
    next time i see you i'm gonna cut your beard off
    chris paul you are a big fat homer
    Mike Dantoni is a cry baby
    y'know James Harden smells worse as baconator fries from wendy's uhhh
    don't worry next year my jazz are gon be better than houston rocket
    uh huh watch out rockets z dog coming at you boy (mhmm skrrt skkrtt)
    if we don't see you rockets in the playoffs this year, we're gonna see you in the playoffs next year
    we're gonna be #1 next year, and you houston rockets will be number ninth in the standings
    houston rockets you're so gardbage
    you smell like weed you smell worse as the uhh frigging hot and spicys from wendys
    james harden you smell even uglier than baconator fries wendys
    watch out houston rockets and james harden chris paul my jazz coming at you
    you think you're gonna fight gobert?
    james harden better watch your back
    gobert taller than you, you ugly bearded looking ass
    watch out houston rockets, watch out harden z dog coming at you
    HOUSTON ROCKETS YOU ARE GARBAGE.


    Brought to you by Carl's Jr., way less smell than Wendy's Bacon Boy Fries.
     
    #39 treyk3, Feb 27, 2018
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  20. Rocket River

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    Oh My . . . .. I . . .. Oh My . . . . *lmao*
    Make it stop!!! Make it Stop!
    I know I am not suppose to laugh but . ..

    Rocket River
     
    #40 Rocket River, Feb 27, 2018
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