1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

You're in Fight Club...

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by macalu, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. UTweezer

    UTweezer Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2002
    Messages:
    3,888
    Likes Received:
    41
    japanese prime minister (whatever his name is)
    bill oreilly
    pat robertson
    all the members of fall out boy/blink182/ect...
     
  2. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

    Joined:
    May 5, 2000
    Messages:
    2,851
    Likes Received:
    221
    pat robertson is a good one...

    not that he's necessarily a bad guy, but I'd like to pick a fight with Joel Osteen.
     
  3. macalu

    macalu Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2002
    Messages:
    16,942
    Likes Received:
    836
    that reminded me of Jack Van Impe. man, i'd love to get in a brawl with that fool.
     
  4. fadeaway

    fadeaway Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2000
    Messages:
    14,704
    Likes Received:
    1,193
    Esteban Loaiza, without question.
     
  5. countingcrow

    countingcrow Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2000
    Messages:
    2,582
    Likes Received:
    25
    Only one comes to mind and I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned yet.

    TOM CRUISE
     
  6. BiGGieStuFF

    BiGGieStuFF Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    365
    I think i'd rather take on brad lidge. Can't blame Pujols for doing his job well. You can blame Brad for NOT doing his job Grrr.

    Besides I think i have a better chance of winning against Lidge.
     
  7. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2001
    Messages:
    7,552
    Likes Received:
    234
    Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson. Heck, I'll fight them both at the same time.

    If only I could figure out how to generate a Sonic Boom like Guile does...
     
  8. univac hal

    univac hal Member

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2002
    Messages:
    671
    Likes Received:
    29
    Wilmer Valderrama, without a doubt

    And I know it's real dangerous, but I'm willing to take on Jessica Alba in a wrestling match any day of the week
     
  9. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2002
    Messages:
    15,595
    Likes Received:
    198
    Yeah, those two for sure...Especially SAS...He's an arse...
     
  10. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    1,613
    Joel Osteen.

    Not his wife though. That crazy b**** might take a piece out of me.
     
  11. A-Train

    A-Train Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    15,997
    Likes Received:
    39
    Only if you're a flight attendant...
     
  12. jgreen91

    jgreen91 Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2002
    Messages:
    2,496
    Likes Received:
    46
  13. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    1,613
    "Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business flight." :)
     
  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,018
    Likes Received:
    35,939
    'Beat' me to it.
     
  15. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    1,613
    Ooo, that's a good one. I bet he folds faster than Superman on laundry day. I'd put his teeth on eBay.
     
  16. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    19,568
    Likes Received:
    14,572
    I would fight Leroy Jenkins. Least he ain't chicken.
     
  17. Achilleus

    Achilleus Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2003
    Messages:
    4,313
    Likes Received:
    24
    I've laughed at the Larry King and Joel Osteen choices... Damn.

    The concept alone is hilarious though.
     
  18. AXG

    AXG Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    6,073
    Likes Received:
    939
    Lindsay Lohan or Jake Gyllenhal.
     
  19. Achilleus

    Achilleus Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2003
    Messages:
    4,313
    Likes Received:
    24
    Why Jake Gyllenhaal? Because his name is hard to spell or because he's been with Natalie Portman and Jenny Lewis, among others?
     
  20. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Member

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Messages:
    17,472
    Likes Received:
    5,272
    Stephen Hawking
     

Share This Page