You're granted GM privileges for the day... what do you do?

1. Gather all the rockets dancers in the office and take my pick .. or two
2. Give myself front row season tickets for 10 yrs
3. Mandate that the coach play me that day and have me score one NBA point
4. Grab all the great memorabilia at Toyota center and take it home
5. Lunch with the Dream
6. Give clutchfan members 75% discount on all tickets and merchandise for the rest of the year.

 

Not the database per se, but I'd like to check with everyone of Maury's crew to understand what they've been doing. :grin::grin:

 

Try and unlock the 2 decade mystery of whether Clutch the Bear is Dave Hardisty.

 

I don't think I could handle all the tail thrown at Morey. I hear other GMs call him Daryl "Wilt" Morey.

 

I'll go ahead and Uninstaller those monitors inside theor locker rooms. Looks mates, it's not all about stats. You've been fooled brehs. I seem how you guys play basketball. You are very afraid if taking a midrange or causing a turnover

 

This phone turns English words into I dont know what. I miss you iphone

 

Sell high on Harden. Sell high on Howard. D-Mo is playing really good too so sell high. Basically I would trade everyone who is playing really well for us.

Step 2 Profit.

 

1) Bring back the championship uniforms
2) Bring back Turbo
3) Profit

 

Speaking of GM, Morey is taking questions on twitter right now during his long flight to the D-League showcase

 

Give myself a raise, an immediate bonus, and month long vacation commencing at the end of the day.

 

I will trade Dmo to the 76ers for the right of an Euro player drafted in the 2002 draft that never played in the NBA, and then grab some popcorn and log on to CF.

 

And then I will also post all those dirty, racist letters/tapes with all the other 29 GM and owners in this league and then watching the press conference by Adam Silver.

 

only for a day?
i will fire mchale and sign myself 5 years 50 million deal to be the head coach lol

 

let's say I'm the GM for Cavs.. I'll trade James for Dorsey.

 

Get myself a one day contract worth 120 million. Then I'd start look to get a real back up pg or a starting one to help Beverly. No one should be playing rediculous minutes until the end of the season and playoff time.

 

I'd go on social media and drop uproariously funny one liners about pune.

 

Only trade if we receive a gift. If we do nothing we are probably setting up for a dynasty. The existing team will pick up a point guard to run the team a bit better than Beverly either as a starter or a reserve. Maybe it might even be Shved.

No need to panic if we don't win it this year. Keep gelling and keep tweaking the team a bit. People forget how the Hakeem led Rockets had to lose a playoff series or two before they finally gelled. Anybody else remember those two frustrating series we lost to the Sonics as we got tougher?

We have Capela coming in a year or two. We have a lottery pick. Keeping our team together is the way to go. We are positioned for a Spurs lite dynasty if we build around James and Dwight, and perhaps DMo as the third, assuming Dwight's knee holds up. If Dwight would leave, with his 20 million we can certainly get another superstar, perhaps Durant to come to be with JAMES HARDEN !

 

So if I am GM for a day?? What do I do??? Tell DM to handle the GM part while I use my one day access to meet all the players!!

 

I would log onto ClutchFans and look at the polls to see who I should trade Dwight Howard for.

 

Look at Morey's to do list and try item number 1