1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

You're A Houston Rocket Fan If...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Apr 28, 2017.

Page 3 of 5
  1. SORF

    SORF Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2003
    Messages:
    1,335
    Likes Received:
    2,132
    You're a Rocket fan if, you had to wait in line for the Women's bathroom at The Summit...or got arrested for using the men's bathroom when it was an emergency!

    You're a Rocket's fan when attending a conference in Denver during the 1995 Finals, you walk down their main road downtown wearing a Rocket's T-shirt and a voice yells "you are going to lose". You turn around and see a New York Knicks fan with a Knicks T-shirt on, and smile while saying" I wouldn't bet on it if I were you".
     
    #41 SORF, Apr 28, 2017
    macho GRANDE, Invisible Fan and banzai like this.
  2. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2016
    Messages:
    10,984
    Likes Received:
    13,588
    watch the games bro. you are missing out. i get nervous as hell too but jinxs don't exist. You are missing a fantastic season if you let anxiety/fear prevent you from enjoying this teams play on the court
     
    #42 Daddy Long Legs, Apr 28, 2017
    HookemHorns1250, banzai and Zboy like this.
  3. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    100,848
    Likes Received:
    103,149
    If you were on the Richmond Strip 6/22/94
     
    #43 Buck Turgidson, Apr 28, 2017
    RocketWalta, macho GRANDE, fattz and 7 others like this.
  4. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2002
    Messages:
    43,783
    Likes Received:
    3,705
    If when parking you back it in back it in back it in back it in
     
    #44 pgabriel, Apr 28, 2017
    Blatz, macho GRANDE, Tha_Dude and 3 others like this.
  5. tochiee22

    tochiee22 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,063
    Likes Received:
    1,885
    If you turn down sex from you're girlfriend/wives best friend even tho you're significant other will be partaking in this activity as well...

    Don't worry fellas, it happened eventually
     
    #45 tochiee22, Apr 28, 2017
    banzai likes this.
  6. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 1999
    Messages:
    4,013
    Likes Received:
    952
    Even more if you remember his Fan Club.
     
    #46 Deji McGever, Apr 28, 2017
    heypartner and wouldabeen23 like this.
  7. wouldabeen23

    wouldabeen23 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2002
    Messages:
    2,026
    Likes Received:
    270
    You win.
     
    #47 wouldabeen23, Apr 28, 2017
    heypartner likes this.
  8. swyyyguy

    swyyyguy Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2008
    Messages:
    8,068
    Likes Received:
    3,323
    [​IMG]
     
    #48 swyyyguy, Apr 28, 2017
  9. banzai

    banzai Member

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,414
    Likes Received:
    1,406
    Big Mac Attaack!!!!!!
     
    #49 banzai, Apr 28, 2017
  10. TheresTheDagger

    TheresTheDagger Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2010
    Messages:
    10,110
    Likes Received:
    7,766
    ...if you know who Garfield Heard, Charles Jones and Zan Tabak are.
     
    #50 TheresTheDagger, Apr 29, 2017
  11. Tha_Dude

    Tha_Dude Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2016
    Messages:
    3,465
    Likes Received:
    6,628
    If you were a dominant Doom 2 player who played on a local Houston BBS known as Pinnacle Entertainment.. ;)
     
    #51 Tha_Dude, Apr 29, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2017
  12. HTM

    HTM Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2013
    Messages:
    7,943
    Likes Received:
    5,762
    Clutchfans gets some real weird-o's.
     
    #52 HTM, Apr 29, 2017
  13. rocketsballin

    rocketsballin Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2012
    Messages:
    8,041
    Likes Received:
    1,483
    wow wtf did is ay there? i said if you make threads like "i've grown to hate harden"? i forget what hpapened when ilas tread this thread. obviously i mean the opposite
     
    #53 rocketsballin, Apr 29, 2017
  14. fattz

    fattz Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    5,642
    Likes Received:
    5,391
    Anyone have a pair of "dream shoes" from Payless or Walmart?
     
    #54 fattz, Apr 29, 2017
    Killatron 2000 likes this.
  15. Ramo$e

    Ramo$e Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2016
    Messages:
    3,256
    Likes Received:
    2,639
    I have been as a kid to see Disney on Ice, but never for a Rockets game. When I got older I made sure I went to a Rockets game but they moved to Toyota Center downtown by then. Which sucks because The Summit is literally 15 minutes away...lol
     
    #55 Ramo$e, Apr 29, 2017
  16. ricardo1979

    ricardo1979 Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2016
    Messages:
    1,177
    Likes Received:
    862
    That makes you a jaded Yao/ lin only fan like swayfag
     
    #56 ricardo1979, Apr 29, 2017
  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 1999
    Messages:
    36,288
    Likes Received:
    26,645
    Youngsters...

    Watched a game in Hofheinz pavilion
    Watched a game in the Astro Arena
    Watched Calvin Murphy punch Sidney Wicks
    Had to watch playoff games on tape delay
     
    #57 bobrek, Apr 29, 2017
    Deji McGever, Plowman, RocketWalta and 1 other person like this.
  18. RCPM

    RCPM Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2011
    Messages:
    1,054
    Likes Received:
    923
    If your claim to fame is being a 99'r, raging on everyone who isn't, all while hiding behind your keyboard in your mom's basement.
     
    #58 RCPM, Apr 29, 2017
    HTM likes this.
  19. tmac

    tmac Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2004
    Messages:
    701
    Likes Received:
    242
    So true
     
    #59 tmac, Apr 29, 2017
  20. soonerfan7277

    soonerfan7277 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2012
    Messages:
    288
    Likes Received:
    44
    You're a rocket fan if you remember Pete Chilcut

    You're a rocket fan if you still hate the Utah Jazz

    You're a rocket fan if you still hate the Seattle Supersonics...
     
    #60 soonerfan7277, Apr 29, 2017
    Deji McGever, RocketWalta, PyroTex and 2 others like this.
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 3 of 5

Share This Page