Your wedding night

I was with my wife for 12 years, before we ran off to Vegas for a weekend.

It was the best 5 minutes EVER!!!

 

My wedding night was fantastic.

I got so trashed, that I forgot I was getting married. The next morning, both she and the marriage license were gone.

It was almost like I was never married.

 

Lol, true story?

 

For me:
2-6 pm: Wedding & Reception
7-ish pm: hit hotel room and was completely through: no food, on your feet, the drain from all the high emotions
8pm-1ish am: scarfed down leftovers in my apt and headed to the after-party I set up (best decision I ever made)
1ish am: Wife tackles me. Good times.

-->For me, I think the saving grace was that it was an afternoon rather than evening wedding, giving me recharge time. Otherwise, I would have been in the state I was at 7pm.

Evan

 

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I'm surprised anyone held off until they were married. Don't you need to test drive it first before buying? Even the Baylor girls give it a whirl before committing.

 

Hmm - we were on different continents for about 6 months before we got married, so it was almost like we were chaste before we got married.

To quote Ross from friends: "The night of five times"

She had taken off the wedding dress many hours before we got to the hotel, however.

 

Explain yourself... are you saying that you would only marry a girl who knows how to have sex??? Don't you ask yourself how she got to be that good???

You wanted to do mateo's wife in her dress? How dare you???

 

**** you guys.

 

All I'm saying is that if you're going to marry the person, it would be prudent to ensure some due dilligence in that area. There is such a thing as bad sex. To be fair to both sexes. You would want to know if you're marrying a stiff corpse or the minute man.

 

I agree with test driving the car before you buy it.

 

I'm used to this response. Redheads do that to people.

 

I remember almost nothing from my wedding. Too many people to talk to - too much going on. We never even got to eat. So we get to the hotel, order roomservice (one pizza, one burger), both take two or three bites, feel sick-ish (from not having eaten all day), take a few pictures, and then just decide to get some needed sleep. So, no sex at all.

Wasn't a big deal, though, since it wouldn't have been anything new.

 

Whoa whoa whoa... so you're not willing to give your future spouse enough time after marrying so he or she could learn how to "do it" well? You'd break up with someone just because you wanted it BEFORE marriage and they didn't DO IT well??? I will be willing to even go to classes or watch some pr0n together just to learn it instead of breaking up.

Shallow city, population: you and reggietodd

 

I'll be getting married in about ten months and my finacee' wants us to abstain from sex for like three months before the wedding to "make it more special" on the wedding night. Ugh...

I've heard that often the wedding night is a let down because the bride and groom are either drunk or completely worn out. I'm going to try my best to avoid both of those situations...

 

Hmmm.. i lost my virginity in the Dobie dorm room at UT.

 

I guess it helped that neither myself or my wife drink, so we had plenty of energy left in the tank.

 

Hehe... what room? I've lived in 1909 and 203...