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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Jul 14, 2008.

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  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    So, what's all the single men's go to moves once you manage to get the girl back to your place alone?

    Pull out some drinks? Alcohol/Coffee?

    Turn on some sexy music?

    Watch a romantic movie?

    Or simply walk in and be like "This is how it's going down...downtown."

    I prefer going with drinks, and then using the small confined space of the kitchen as a nice opening to get closer (if she goes in there with you to get drinks). My kitchen success rate is much higher than my living room, for instance.

    Anyone have anything really out there? I feel so boring.
     
  2. jasonemilio

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    I just let it all hang out



    :D :D :D
     
  3. pippendagimp

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    Balcony, Jacuzzi, or Cinema room
     
  4. Lil Pun

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    Forceful entry.
     
  5. weslinder

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    I just stop fighting them off of me and let it happen.
     
  6. Apollo Creed

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    Damn, it'd be nice to have a jacuzzi or a balcony....or a cinema room. :( :D
     
  7. SWTsig

    SWTsig Contributing Member

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    had the drinks + music + kitchen combo work well for me saturday night.
     
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    no need to ask, i'm a smooth operator.
     
  9. thacabbage

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    Have sex with them. If it leads to conversation afterward, then whatever.
     
  10. MoonDogg

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    I just pay her 200 bucks......
     
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    Play two or three songs for them on my guitar, and they are putty in my hands..... :D
     
  12. BmwM3

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    All 2 inches. :(



    JK
     
  13. SWTsig

    SWTsig Contributing Member

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    the talking heads>black corwes>thievery corporation (and shots of don eduardo :D ) was what did it for me.

    take notes, chumps.
     
  14. Faos

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    Blackmail.
     
  15. thelasik

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    What is your success rate with this tactic? Intriguing.
     
  16. CharlieMurphy

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    I whip it out.
     
  17. Mr. Brightside

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    1. Soak cloth with chloroform
    2.
    3. Profit
     
  18. moestavern19

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    I MAEK IT RANE ON THEM HOE
     
  19. BmwM3

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    All 2 inches.

    Schwing.
     
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    roof-e-colada
     

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