My dad once took a dump at one of my girlfriend's house when he picked me up. "...is your father taking a sh*t in the guest bathroom?"
My *life* is mostly embarassing moments. My wife got caught me singing "Kashmir" to my dog in full Robert Plant lemmon-squeezing glory. That's really not so bad....funny, though. When I was growing up there were several incidents of public farting, disasterous sporting events and school plays. One that sticks out for me that makes me cringe is remembering having to sing "You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby" with this other guy. We were both wearing bunny ears. Don't ask me why. Some wounds don't heal, people.
At the moment, I can only remember one moment last year. It was during a district basketball game and for once, we were playing pretty well. The score was close the whole game. Anyways, sometime in the 2nd half, I think a little bit into the 4th, my coach calls me from the bench to sub myself in. The refs just called a dead ball, and I was trying to hurry before they inbounded it. Well, there was a puddle of water from a cooler in between where I was sitting and the check-in spot...and in my haste, I slipped and fail. Everybody heard this big thud, and my coach even asked if I was ok since it sounded like it hurt. I didn't feel anything, except maybe a little embarassment. This moment was talked about during the next couple of practices for sure. Although I guess it could have been worse. Maybe I really could have been injured. That would have been quite a story. "Hey, how did you break your nose?" "Uh...I broke it during the 4th quarter of that great game we played." "I heard you broke it while trying to check-in." "Uh...yeah...I did." I also remember doing a similiar thing during practice. I kind of ran over to the water fountain to get a drink, but another one of those darn puddles was there and I slipped and fell again. And that one actually hurt a bit. Stupid puddles. On a BBS related note, I remember making some pretty stupid thread shortly after I registered. One of the worse I can think of was one where I asked what would happen if two guys on a team were always the 1st to arrive and the last to leave. Everybody knew it was stupid, but I wanted to know exactly would happen in that exact situation. Eventually, it either got locked or moved to the Hangout from the GARM. I still get embarassed looking at some of my 1st posts/threads. I've probably had more embarassing moments, but I guess I did a good job of forgetting them because I can't seem to think of them at the moment. I'll try to think of some today maybe.
Bloody dogs...they can make a fool of anyone. I remember waking up on day, coming out of my bedroom and my dog was happy to see me. So I decide to chase him around the house.... Anyway he lgets pumped up when you sing "The Beautifull People" my Marylin Mason to him.... So there I am, running around the house, yelling this song at my dog who is going off.... Its on about the second lap of the general living area that I realise all the window are open and pretty much anyone living near us can hear me going off my head with the dog. And to think...I was never a dog person!
