Ohhh man....lmao.... Lets see...for me... 0500 sleep 0600 sleep 0700 Sleep 0800 Sleep 0900 Sleep 1000 Sleep 1100 Slee 1200 wake up, eat, crap 1300 Change over shifts with my co-worker, start my day Life in the Marines isn't what it used to be...
ima - your wife has to wake up at 5:20 in the morning to put out? that poor girl... mine: 6:30 - hear first of three or four alarms, with no intention of actually getting up. Already have a couple more set so I can enjoy the feeling of going back to sleep a couple more times, or wishing I was going back to sleep. 7:15 - finally get up for real. Drag myself out to the computer, check email and/or websites, anything to keep from having to move around. Be drinking some sort of diet soda. Eat a chocolate-covered espresso bean. 7:30 - realize that I have to get ready real fast and panic. Throw on clothes which I selected either the night before or immediately when I got up. Throw a frozen breakfast taco in the microwave. Make my boyfriend get up so he can help me by putting my lunch together (if it's not a day I can come back by the apartment). 7:40 - grab school stuff and hope I remembered it all. Drive to school, eat breakfast while waiting in the left turn line. 7:52 - get parked and drag my lazy behind up the hill; get to class just in time. 8:00 - sit in music theory/ear training class, try to remember to multitask by quietly grading a few papers or at least working on my to-do list, so I will not have wasted the hour. Eat a few caffeine mints to wake up; be glad I am not having to physically move around. 8:50 - out of class and finally feel somewhat awake. The choices vary from here depending on what day it is. Usually a little piano practice first, then either go to work or go to a bunch more classes, or maybe run some other errand then go to work. On Fridays and some Wednesdays I am lucky enough to get to go home and take a nap before going to work.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
6:30am: wake up and get out of bed 6:35am: shower, relieve myself, manicure pubic region simultaneously 7:00am: tweeze my eyebrows, q-tip ears, shave (face), brush teeth, apply bronzing lotion 7:05am: apply prep H to the corn hole 7:20am: style hair 7:30am: several squirts of cologne (spray, delay, and walk away) 7:35am: drive to work in my luxury sedan, possibly listen to some talk radio 7:50am: prepare coffee and grab 2 granola bars from breakroom 8:00am: begin shouting down/humiliating liberals in the D&D
Woke up, got out of bed dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up, I noticed I was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream Ah
7:30 - alarm goes off, hit snooze 3 times 8:00 - Wake up 8:03 - make oatmeal, eat it with piece of fruit 8:10 - take vitamins, check e-mail 8:20 - put on clothes 8:22 - get all my books/supplies ready for day 8:25 - leave for class 8:29 - arrive at class I take evening showers.
7:45 - Alarm 7:46 - Teeth 7:48 - Turds 7:53 - Cleanse 8:02 - Clothes 8:08 - Watch, keys, phone, smokes 8:09 - Walk 8:30 - Work
600: 1st alarm goes off 615: 2nd alarm goes off 630: Wake up if I haven't already and head to bathroom 640: Get dressed 645: Wake baby, change him and dress him 650: Throw breakfast in the microwave or toaster 655: Hopefully out the door 720: If I'm really, really lucky drop the baby off at daycare 735: Get to school 750: Traffic duty Usually though it's 730: If I'm really lucky drop baby off at daycare 745: Get to school 750: Traffic duty Sometimes it's 740: Some stupid ass got into accident on 59 and I'm finally dropping baby off 755: Don't even bother checking in since I head straight to traffic duty
5:45 a.m- Alarm goes off and im thinking "man, **** highschool" then i turn the alarm clock off 6:25 a.m- I wake up and realize I only have 25 minutes to catch the bus to school and im thinking "****, i cant have anymore absences, i might as well go, I don't want one of those letters from the district attorney for truancy" 6:27 a.m. I brush my teeth 6:30 a.m. I take a piss 6:31 a.m. Take a 10 minute shower 6:41 a.m. put contacts on and get dressed 6:50 a.m. Run out the door and the bus is on my street. Right on time 7:10 a.m. Arrive to school and go to first period.
8:30 wake up 8:35 brush teeth 8:37 wash face 8:40 make coffee & microwave breakfast 8:42 turn on computer 8:45 take sip of coffee 8:46 take a dump 8:55 use computer and watch the news 9:10 get dressed 9:20 walk out the door for school
anytime of day: I remove the cardboard and newspaper off of me. I get out of my own urine and filth. anytime of day: i find me a cup and take a sip of it. anytime of day: I put my religious shoes on. Why are they religious? It's holy. anytime of day: i walk to a street corner. I usually see this guy about 5 8, 135 lbs, Pretty hot looking guy, probably can dunk a basketball and ask him for change. he is the only one that gives me a $100. anytime of day: I walk into a public Library to go shave and shower. anytime of day: After I find enough money, I go to a store to go buy two 40 ozs. anytime of day: I go back to my alley, and I place some newspaper and cardboard on me to sleep. I do it again, i'm just not sure what time.
515 inital alarm wakes up 6 am wake up 6:05 shower/brush/shave 6:20 Get the suite and tie on 6:25 find something to eat/drink on the way to work 6:30 Take off and turn on to mike and mike 7:10 arrive to work 7:10 Crap I got 20 minutes debating taking a power nap in the car 7:27 If up roll out of car and head to the office
