6:45 - alarm, get up and run 2-3 miles -or- 6:45 - alarm, snooze for 20-30 mins. 7:15 - cnbc on TV, brush teeth, turn on shower 7:25-7:35 - get shower (yes, it takes that long for my sh!tty shower to get hot), shave in shower 7:55 - out of shower, brush hair, get dressed, etc. 8:15-8:30 - usually out the door 8:30-8:45 - get to work, do my thing
Uh let's see... 6:45 alarm goes off 6:46 - 7:20 SNOOZE, shower, or both, depending on day 6:55 get lazy butt out of bed, use toilet (if shower day) 7:00 get in shower 7:20 get out of shower, dry off 7:25 Get lazy butt out of bed, use toilet (if snooze day) 7:28 Brush hair/teeth 7:30 get dressed 7:35 get breakfast and lunch together 7:40 leave for work
4:30 wake up and use the restroom 4:35 make bed 4:40 drink 2 tall glasses of water and pour a nice glass of ice coffee 4:50 walk the beagle 5:20 drink coffee and watch the weather 5:25 use the restroom 5:30 shower 5:40 shave 5:50 get dressed 5:55 smoke a cigarette and let the beagle pee 6:00 leave my place 6:10 grab something for breakfast 6:25 catch the bus 6:40 transfer buses at the tmc transit center 6:55 get of the bus, smoke a cigarette, and walk to work 7:00 clock in
I dont remember there being a Shipley's in Channelview, not that it would matter anyway since one of my breakfast staples are kolaches and Shipley's kolaches are horrible. anyway My time varies but I do have a routine get up sometime between 8-10 depending on if the Rockets had a late game the night before. grab a Monster, crack it open and take a long pull on it. wash off face, brush teeth and hair fire up a cig and kiss the wife if she is still around sit down at my computer and see if I have any work to do I can get from my bed to my desk in roughly 15 seconds, god I love living at my office.
7:30 AM. - Wake up 7:31 AM - Pee 7:32 AM - Grind coffee beans 7:32:30 AM Make coffee 7:33 AM throw some bacon in a pan 7:34 AM-7:43 AM - wish coffee was ready, stare at bacon in pan 7:43 AM - put bacon and salsa in a tortilla 7:44 AM Pour Bailey's and Jameson's or Bushmills into coffee. I'm not regligious, so it doesn't matter which one. 7:45 AM - drinking irish coffee and eating bacon taco 7:46 AM - turn on music and check clutchfans as bacon grease/salsa drips down my chin 8:00 AM drink shot of Jameson's or have a boilermaker if I have time. 8:01 AM. Work Brush teeth after I'm done with coffee/boilermaker
10:25 - Wake Up. 10:25-10:30 - Cuddle with the girl, decide if I'm too tired for a go or not. 10:31-10:35 - Decide I'm too tired for a go and go **** (could go to 10:40 depending on what I had for dinner). 10:35-10:43 - Shower. 10:43-10:50 - Dry off and get dressed. 10:50-10:56 - Drive to work. 10:56-11:00 - Curse annoying Bechtel employees, find a spot in garage, walk to elevator, take elevator to 18th floor, sit at desk.
Dear God. I can't believe how many people have to go to work at 7. I thought most jobs are 8 to 5 now. Mine: 6:50 - Radio Alarm turns on NPR. 7:00 - Cellphone alarm begin beeping 7:05 - Curse, get up, 50 push ups. 7:15 - Put the toast in the toaster and go wash up. 7:16 - Shave, wash up face, fix hair. 7:25 - Eat toast, drink milk while watching CNN. 7:35 - Change cloth 7:40 - Get out of the door On work days: 8:00 - Arrive at office, make myself some green tea and check e-mail. On school days: 8:00 - Arrive at gym and work out for 2 hours before going to class.
7:15 Alarm goes off (snooze for 5 mins) 7:20 Alarm goes off again (turn it off and place my phone on my chest) 7:25 Open my eyes and check the time on my phone and decide to get up 7:30 brush my teeth, wash my face and put my contacts on 7:35 get dressed 7:40 in the kitchen getting some orange juice and some cookies 7:43 get in my truck and take off for work 7:55 arrive at work and clock in 8:00 start the crappy day
12:00pm - Wake up 12:10pm - Realize that I have to be in Compton soon 12:45pm - Start getting drunk 1:00pm - Mother starts b****ing about my friends 1:20pm - Run in the house grab my mac 10 1:30pm - cruise down the street in my six-fo' 1:50pm - at the park to get the scoop 3:30pm - Down on B's 4:30pm - go to a spot where my homeboys chill 5:00pm - i hit the bac-ardi 5:30pm - Leave to get my girl to rock that body 6:00pm - Girlfriend makes me very mad
6:30 wake up, get out of bed 6:35 drag a comb across my head 6:40 find my way down stairs 6:45 drink a cup 6:50 look up, notice i'm late 6:55 find my coat, grab my hat 7:00 make the bus 7:25 find my way upstairs 7:30 have a smoke 7:35 somebody speaks 7:36 i go into a dream 7:40 post first anti-obama thread in d&d
This is my schedule on a normal work day (I'm off tomorrow - I have every other Friday off now). 6:00 - alarm goes off, tell the wife I'm getting up, and go into living room to watch Sportscenter (after shutting our bedroom door and my daughter's room door) - this is different if it is a shaving day, if I have to shave, I go on and take a shower and shave. 6:15 (or around that time) - get in the shower, wash hair every other day, usually takes me about 10 minutes to take a shower. 6:30 (if not a shaving day) - I usually wake up the wife and my daughter is usually up by now. I then take out our 2 dogs, separately and I feed the border collie-akita mix (she's still a puppy and just turned 1 year old). This can usually last anywhere from 10 minutes to 25 minutes. 6:50 to 7 - I figure out what I am going to wear and if I feel I have time (plus access to the ironing board), I'll iron my clothes. Most of the time, I try to pick something that doesn't really need to be ironed although that is getting harder and harder these days. My wife is usually ironing my daughter's clothes at this time although sometimes she will take care of that the night before. Also, around this time, I'll eat my breakfast, which most mornings is cereal (specifically, Cinnamon Toast Crunch). 7 to 7:15 - I'm usually dressed by this point and I'll start making lunches - mine and my daughter's. I'll also do stuff like take out the garbage and put dirty dishes in the dishwasher and/or unload the dishwasher. 7:15 to 7:30 - My daughter is usually dressed by now and my wife will have her in the bathroom to work on her hair. I, meanwhile, find the shoes I want to wear and will brush my teeth. Most mornings, my wife will go back to bed (she doesn't go into work until 11 except on Mondays which is 10), so I kiss her bye. Then I take my daughter to school which is literally across the street from our house, so that takes like 3 minutes. Sometimes, my wife will take her to school which allows me to go onto work. After dropping my daughter off, I will go onto work. If it wasn't for this one light, it would only take about 5 minutes to get to the office from my house (I moved a lot closer to the office back in June 2006) but most of the time it takes 8 to 9 minutes to get there. The goal is to get to work by 7:30 so I can leave at 5:30 but I find myself, getting there, most mornings at 7:45. The old job I had was one that as soon as I got at my desk, I pretty much goofed off the whole day and read stuff off the Internet and listened to my iPod. Starting this past February, I transferred out of the department I was in to a new one and now I have little down time to goof off. So, I'm pretty busy these days as soon as I walk in the door although I will take about 30 minutes a day to relax a little bit. I always have to get a 12 ounce can of Mello Yello around 8:30 to 9 in the morning.
6:00 - Alarm. 6:15 - Blowjob. 6:30 - Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 - Breakfast: filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea. 7:30 - Limo arrives. 7:45 - Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15 - Private jet to Augusta Georgia. 9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 - Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:30 - Blowjob. 11:45 - Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 - Blowjob. 12:30 - Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 - Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:20 - Blowjob. 2:30 - Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:15 - Blowjob. 4:30 - Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 - Jet back home. En route, get a massage from naked supermodel. 7:00 - Watch SportsCenter. 7:30 - Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip. 9:00 - Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 - Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 - Go to bed. 11:46 - One last blowjob. 11:59 - Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. 12:00 - Laugh myself to sleep.
Wow, giving all those blowjobs sure does seem to make you a lot of money. I bet you can suck the chrome off a bumper.
