she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George washington's nose. ------------------ Long Live The Catomic Bomb. DON'T TRADE DOTEL!
In my opinion, the funniest one so far. I have other variations: Your momma's so ugly, I had to tie sausages around her neck to get her dog to play with her. Your momma's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved. ------------------ Check out my site: The Steve Francis Fan Site [This message has been edited by LiLStevie3 (edited July 27, 2001).]
Your momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections. ------------------ Well, I'm your man. I'm the bloody b*stard you wanted when you had me spawned. I'm your tool, and what difference does it make if I hate the part of me that you most need? What difference does it make that when the little serpents killed me in the game, I agreed with them, and was glad? -- Ender Wiggin
Your momma's so fat that she... that she... (musn't incriminate self) Disregard, she did nothing with me. (whew! Close one) ------------------ NBA Naming contests... They're CRAPTASTIC!!!
