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Your hypothetical band's name

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. BlackSombrero

    BlackSombrero Member

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    The Spirals

    60's Garage/Surf Rock

    We would be one of the first band to incorporate what would be considered the PUNK sound into our otherwise dreamy hook-laden sound.

    Our first album would be entitled: A DARKER WAY
    Release Date: 1960


    Track Listing:

    SIDE 1:

    1. It's Us: The Spirals!
    2. My Heart Don't Feel So Good
    3. Teenage Brain Freeze
    4. Hold Me While The Moon Rises
    5. If I Weren't A b*stard

    SIDE 2:

    6. Furious Boys
    7. Is It Love?
    8 Our Love Is A Spiral
    9. Wandering The Night
    10. Forever in the Sun
    11. The Ripper
     
  2. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Nice. The Burgled's discography, in chronological order:

    Their Self-Titled Debut
    Their Sophomore Effort
    The Final Work of The Burgled's Triad of Albums
    Their Comeback Release
    Their Posthumous Album

    So, on MTV, they'll say, for example, "Now, a track off 'Their Self-Titled Debut"...GET IT?
     
  3. Cannonball

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  4. Jugdish

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    Haven't written down my songs, but I'd imagine some of these would make the cut:

    I Wanna be Your Gas Piping Engineer Specialist II
    Jack in the Box Tacos, 4 AM
    Eat This
    Totally Stoked to Be a Bloke in for a Stroke
    I'll Rip the Heads Off Anyone Who Doesn't Cry Because of My Song with a Cool and Emotional Riff
    AIDS, I Have a Problem with You
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Spinal Tap's Previous Band Names
    The Originals
    The New Originals
    The Thamesmen
    The Dutchmen
    Rave Breakers
    Hellcats
    Flamin’ Daemons
    Shiners
    Mondos
    The Doppel Gang
    The Peoples
    Loose Lips
    Waffles
    Hot Waffles
    Love Bisquits
    Bisquits
    Silver Service
    The Mud Below
    The Tufnel-St. Hubbins Group
    Anthem
    Cadburys
     
  6. right1

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    The Olajuwonderfuls
     
  7. professorjay

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    Super Terrific Happy Hour
    Greatest of All Time
     
  8. Zac D

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    NICE... ya Frenchy.
     
  9. Yaozer

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    That's it. I'm stealing this one.
     
  10. RunninRaven

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    Sound Advice
     
  11. WhoMikeJames

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    The Best Band Ever
    Purple Bananas
    Roadside Rockstars
    Jabillionaires
    Border Patrol (my favorite)
    Bob Loblaw
    Jumbo Shrimp
    sixty-nine
     
  12. Rashmon

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    Dick and the Four Skins
     
  13. Ottomaton

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    The Allen Parkway Project
     
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    "Kent & the Asskickers" -- inspired from George Thorogood & the Destroyers.
     
  15. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Outstanding. You surprise me. And they're on the verge of extinction. Absolutely perfect, MR. MEOWGI.

    You screwed up my choice, however. I was going with The Horny Toads. The name of the first album would be Erection, with a huge image of a Viagra pill on the front. (sigh)
     
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  17. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Thanks. I didn't know if anyone would even get it. They are EVERYWHERE around my house this year btw. In the seven years I have been back here I have not seen anywhere close to this many. I guess it's because of all the rain. I don't even want to mow because they are just everywhere. This has been the strangest summer. I think they are a symbolic sign.
     
  18. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    That's great! When I was growing up in Southeast Houston, our street was one of the only streets in the neighborhood that had ditches in the front yards, and we had those freakin' toads everywhere. Zillions of them. In the Spring, there'd be tiny toads bee-boppin' around, rockin' and rollin'.
     
  19. IROC it

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    Grooved Pavement

    Uneven Lanes

    Fresh Oil

    Detour Ahead

    Temporary Exit

    No Trucks

    288 South

    Drive Friendly

    Bridge May Ice In Cold Weather

    Radar Enforced

    Give Us A Brake

    Traffic Fines Doubled

    Fatty Complains About Traffic Laws


    (okay, the last one is just a gentle barb at a "local")

    A lot of long drives in my past... can you tell? ;)
     
  20. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Your Mom
    People would get their ass kicked all the time if they tried to badmouth us.
    We would put out two albums, one called, "Their Eponymous Album" and the other called, "Your Mom".
     

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