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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by surrender, May 8, 2009.

  1. conquistador#11

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    Seems to me that Obama is getting a case of the ronald miller. Success has gotten to his head.

    In reality, Katsup and mustard both suck. The only thing that should go in a burger is that sauce they use on BigMacs. Whatever it is, it's good.
     
  2. DonnyMost

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    Illogical/irrational reasoning? Check. (Hannity + AM radio blowhards = Jay Leno)

    Backpeddling? Check. (it was a Democrat who wrote the joke, obviously!)

    Faux outrage? Check. (you are all sissies who need to go troll for underage booty at clubs like a normal person!)

    Dr. Most's diagnosis; stage 4 Obama derangement syndrome. Recommended immediate quarantine, possible lobotomy if symptoms persist.
     
  3. bucket

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    They don't put any special sauce on Big Macs. Think back, have you done anything that might have offended the workers at your McDonald's? This could be bad.
     
  4. HAYJON02

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    I don't think the goal was to be funny. Republicans have no sense of humor. The goal was to suggest Obama is an elitist based on... what he puts on his burger? This is beyond fail, but the low hanging apples will think its funny and proof beyond doubt.

    They probably figured they could use a page from the smear Kerry playbook. After all, you cant be rich AND educated. It's one or the other, or you're an elitist. And dont even think about being cultured. That makes you a terrorist. The whole demographic is ridiculous.
     
  5. mrpaige

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    Because nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

    Am I the only one who saw Sudden Impact?
     
  6. adoo

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    then, wasabi is it.

    love wasabi on burgers and hot dogs
     
  7. mc mark

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    that just ain't merican'
     
  8. KingCheetah

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    Sweet, i'm in the elitist dijon burger crowd.



    SUCK IT PEASANTS
     
  9. gifford1967

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    I put ketchup (and only ketchup) on hot dogs.
     
  10. mrpaige

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    Dirty Harry would like a word with you.
     
  11. GladiatoRowdy

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    He can talk to me too, I am a catsup and sweet relish man.
     
  12. NafeesLACC

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    LMAO rotfl, man the GOP talking heads are hilarious.

    They're start complaining about

    Whether Obama wears boxers/briefs
    Whether Obama says grace before eating
    Whether Obama believes in the infallibility of the Bible
    What position Obama does it with his wife

    These guys are just hilarious.
     
  13. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    The GOP is trying to put lipstick on a pig
     
  14. A_3PO

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    LOL! Awesome post!
     
  15. weslinder

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    Ah, this could have made for some good jokes. (Seriously, who expects spicy mustard at a burger place. Besides, the stuff tastes awful.) Obama served up a hanging curveball and the chattering class took a big swing and popped it up.

    That being said, Olbermann was consistently this ridiculous for the past few years, but since no one watches his show, no one knew.

    As for sauces on a burger, go yellow or go home.
     

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