You know your a Rockets fan freak when...

When you drive around houston all day like a fool trying to find a new Rocket logo just because someone mentioned on the BBS that it's on the market...

 

That when the game is on you have to sit a certain type of way, certain TVs' can only be on in your house, and most importantly no one can talk while the game is on; or else they will lose .

 

when your girl knows everytime you CLUTCHing

 

When you lurk for a year and you finally decide to post.

 

when u take a dump and start making oragami's out of toilet paper that look like rockets....

 

When some one say something bad about Hakeem and you are ready to fight them even if what they said is proberly true.

Whne someone say something bad about Steve and Yao and you are ready to fight them even if what they said is proberly true.



you want to retire all the jersey numbers from the championship years.

you thing Robert Horry could have been better than Scottie Pippin.

You man because Ewing is coming instead of Mo. Malone or Hakeem even thought Malone and Dream never said they wanted to coach full time.

You wanted to cry when it was announce that Rudy had cancer like he is related to you

You played 2Pac and B.I.G. allday when Rudy stepped down like he die or something.

Jay-Z is you new favorate rapper..............if you hate rap -------U-kno-wha-I-mean

You thing Jay-Z should perform the song "La La la la" at the Halftime of a game

You stop watching ESPN after the NBA draft and do not watch it again untill NFL and college Football go to camp.

and finally........you do not get mad at the sorry supporting cast that the Rockets have now for Steve and Yao because you remember what it was like PCY (Pre Champ Years) When it was dream had to work with name like Cheivius, Buck Johnson, Sleepy, anthiny Bowie, dave Feitl, World B Free, (past his Prime), Steve Harris, Dave Jamerson, Frank Johnson, Cedric Maxwell (past his prime). Tim Mccormick, and chuck nevitt

 

uhh... folks, please take a hint... some of these are good... post your reasons here (and number them correcty)

 

You drive 2 hours at three in the morning to a navy base to see the playoff games in 95 because you are in Saudi Arabia.

You go to games in full body paint.

You are willing to tolerate Calvin commentating while watching a basketball game.

 

If that is how you post I can understand why you haven't posted all year. Sorry dude but what does that mean?

 

If you nearly have a stroke when you pass Scotty Brooks on the street.