When a co-worker tells you that they like a certain sport, not because of the entertainment value or the athletic talent of the players, but because of the team work involved in the sport, but they themselves never give back or show any of that same appreciation for teamwork AT WORK. God damn mother ****ing douche bag *******!
What messes up my transmission is when the lazy workers before you leave tons of work for you to do. Then I leave them something and there like why is this still here?
If this is going to be a b****ing about co-workers thread, I can contribute. My favorite is the person who e-mails you, calls you two seconds after sending said e-mail and then IMs if you had the gall to not respond within 5 minutes. Meanwhile, when you need something from them, they are nowhere to be found and a response could be weeks in the making.
the microwave nazi. oh, don't you dare cut in line even if she's nowhere to be found. apparently her food sitting next to the microwave should be enough for everyone else to realize they need to wait.
The b*stard who takes the last cup of coffee from the pot at 9:30 am and doesn't refill it. The reply-all "Ok" or "Thanks" emailer/texter The inability-to-learn-despite-performing-the-task-multiple-times person that asks the same questions over and over again.
I finally just stopped drinking coffee from there and brought my own coffee maker in. Now we have a Keurig and another coffee maker that makes them one cup at a time, so I'm back to drinking the company's coffee.
The lady who brings in a weeks worth of lunches every Monday morning and takes up half of the refrigerator with all her fresh vegetables, salad dressings, condiments and sliced chicken packets. Then leaves everything in there until it spoils.
You know what pisses me off? "Bosses" or "managers" or "directors" or "vicepresidents" or "CEOs" who know nothing about the department/division/company in which they work, but we peons are the ones who do know what's best, and they make the decisions against our recommendations/suggestions. So NOW I'm at a new job where that doesn't happen.
If you're going to steal my work with a "save as" you should at least go in and change the properties to reflect your name as the author.
What grinds my gears is when I have to pass gas and let it rip and SHART accidently. Word of advise if you are ever doing cocaine and need to fart DO NOT let it rip!!! It will be a disaster!
You know what grinds my gears? Other co-workers who say smoking weed and doing mushrooms is "unprofessional" while on the job.
You know what really grinds my gears? When female coworkers make eyes at you and are overtly flirtatious but when you try to give them a hug or flowers they act like they weren't that into you.
