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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Pistol Pete, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. Pistol Pete

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    172. when you get b****slapped by Mike James and Keith Bogans in the same offseason.
     
  2. slpntz

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    173. When you have CD and JVG deciding the future of the Rockets in their last season with the organization. Reminds me Charlie Casserly. :(
     
  3. BONIERO1576

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    174. When you have a trip planned with a friend from Dallas and your afraid you might choke him along the way.
     
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    174. When the last 10% of the diehard holdouts… come to post that everything will be okay...

    the same bunch….who think the war in Iraq is going very well…
     
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    175. when there is a thread which calls for the re-signing of wesley.
     
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    176. When you offseason hopes hinge on getting Mike freakin' James. Sigh.
     
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    177. When people despair over losing Keith Bogans
     
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    178. when this is the most entertained ive been, on anything to do with the Rockets.. this year

    179. when eventually we will have to stop posting in this thread once the new season starts
     
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    180. When 9 out of 10 new threads is another Preposterous-Trade-Suggester.
     
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    181. When signing Jason McElwain (the austistic kid who hit those 3s in his HS's last bball game) is your plan B
     
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    182. When you have to bump this thread, because you are bored and sad because you cant find good news of the rockets
     
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    183. When half of the good free agents around are gone and the Rockets management are half sleep.

    184. when after Mike James, Marcus Banks becomes your no. 1 priority.
     
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    185. When four players on your team are free agents and your team hasn't even bothered to start talking to them yet.
     
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    186. When you don't know who is really in charge of the Rockets operation.
     
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    Too true! Every franchise has a clear leader, Mavericks: Cuban, Heat: Riley, Spurs: Popovich, Pistons: Joe Dumars, Phoenix: Steve Nash? :p


    Let me add to that:

    186. When you don't know who is really in charge of the Rockets operation, because there are five people pulling the Rockets in different directions, JVG, CD, Les, Morey, Lindsey.
     
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    187. When Ryan Bowen says yes to his player option and it turns out to be the only offseason move any part of the Rockets did.
     
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    188. when the only upgrade this offseason heard of so far is luther head bulking up...
     
  18. BONIERO1576

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    We need to get that kid a tryout today son.

    189. When we'll have to hope Flip Murray will magically turn into Vernon Maxwell for us to make the playoffs.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    190. When you find yourself agreeing with almost every Yetti post in the GARM. :eek: :( :p
     
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    191. When you are looking forward to the #200 reason on this list so you can be the poster and you keep checking back hoping to reach thta goal one day
     

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