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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Pistol Pete, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. McGradySNKT

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    When the coach gets in the local paper for PR damage control about playing rookies he just traded
     
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    122. When trading everybody but Yao and McGrady for KG and playing 3 on 5 without a bench for the rest of the season is an attractive idea AND when you actually spend the time to find a way to make this happen.
     
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    When I see the video of Rudy Guy dunking the ball like the crazy and make a jumper over people after he was traded/

     
  4. Pistol Pete

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    Look, there's now way any of us can be happy if the team hasn't gotten 1 player that they targeted in the draft or free agency. Our targets were draft Brandon Roy and sign Mike James. We got neither.
     
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    124. ...when a "Photoshop the Pain" thread is a weekly occurence.
     
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    125. ... people actually thought anyone from the state of Texas, could actually make an intelligent executive decision. :D ;)
     
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    126. When a lot of this thread actually makes sense...
     
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    127. When you're looking at the OTHER TEAM'S websites (other than the great clutchfans.com), to see their excitement of their new acquisitions. The ones you didnt get or couldnt make happen...

    128. When the work day is started off by coworker/King's fan who doesnt even follow your team saying "So Rudy Gay...AND Stromile for...and WHO'D you get?? Whoaa..."
     
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    129: When, after every disappointing offseason move is met with a Public Relations, Spin Doctoring article in the Chronicle saying how what they did is right.
     
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    130. When there's a thread that says BRING BACK STEVE FRANCIS!
     
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    131. When Juwan Howard is still your starting PF!
     
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    132. When Rockets beat writer Jonathan Feigen gives advice to the GM about his next move.
     
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    133. When the Warriors' front office looks better than the Rockets

    134. Every move that the front office makes just sucks more and more life out of you as a fan.
     
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    135) When you realize that your team isnt any better then they were the last time they were healthy, and they lost in the first round of the playoffs that year. That they are indeed lesser talented.
     
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    136. when people want shammond williams
     
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    137.When a batty is all you obtained at the cost of a gay and a swift
     
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    138. When you watch the ESPN NBA Wire for the Gay / Swift Battier deal to be in print, so it can sink in that hey "The Inmates really are Running the Asylum".
     
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    139. When you want to trade Carol Dawson (who has negative trade value except for the fact that he has an expiring contract) for Isiah Thomas and Jamal Crawford.
     
  20. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    When you are more interested in the World Cup (seeing how it is in fact over) than in the Rockets offseason.
     

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