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You Guys HAVE to Hear This!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Jeff, Apr 30, 2003.

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  1. Htownhero

    Htownhero Member

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    MoT:

    "Hey man......whats the name agaiin?.......ohhh yeah, Jeff aint here man....**** Eddie quit holding that **** man, pass it over...(5 seconds of silence)......(10 seconds of coughing)....DAMN man, that **** is the bomb....how much you pay for this stuff?....damn man I could've...BEEP!"
     
    #21 Htownhero, Apr 30, 2003
  2. Oski2005

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    Awww man, what did it say Jeff.
     
    #22 Oski2005, May 1, 2003
  3. RocketGuy3

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    FOOBUCKETS!!! I really want to hear this!!! :(
     
    #23 RocketGuy3, May 1, 2003
  4. moestavern19

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    Yao -

    "Yo , Yao who think Jeff not Yo Yao the Phone, Yo Yao Yo Yao Apple Yao Yao Yo Yao Verne Troyer Yao Yao Yo Yogi Yao Yao Amare Yao Yao Yo Yao I am Come"
     
    #24 moestavern19, May 1, 2003
  5. BmwM3

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    LOL!! You Okay there buddy!!
     
    #25 BmwM3, May 1, 2003
  6. timm

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    Is "Houston, I am come' the briefst speech in history?
     
    #26 timm, May 1, 2003
  7. AstroRocket

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    LOL :D. I want this one!
     
    #27 AstroRocket, May 1, 2003
  8. Kim

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    I just called Yao and got his voicemail, it the recording was a song that went like this:

    "Believe it or not, Yao isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. Believe or not, Yao isn't at home. How could this beeeeeee? Believe or not, Yao's not home."

    :D
     
    #28 Kim, May 1, 2003
  9. Bailey

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    Funniest. Post. Ever.

    :D
     
    #29 Bailey, May 1, 2003
  10. codell

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    I agree.

    This is an all-time classic right here. :D
     
    #30 codell, May 1, 2003
  11. rockergordon

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    my childhood bestfriends dad is an announcer for espn and was for the bulls. he had a mj incoming message saved on his machine from one christmas. another friend of mine got the hedwig and the angry inch dude to do his outgoing message on his voicemail. i'd kinda like Yao to do my message, garnett would be good to.

    i think the best would be that guy from snl who does a harry carry impersonation.

    steve francis...i don't know. hes not exactly a character. what do i know.
     
    #31 rockergordon, May 1, 2003
  12. DCkid

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    *bump*

    What the heck?
     
    #32 DCkid, May 2, 2003
  13. B

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    I think Jeff just likes to tease us sometimes. :)

    B
     
    #33 B, May 2, 2003
  14. KeepJuaquin

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    That is awesome!

    Man.....the announcer for the Sonics is super annoying!
     
    #34 KeepJuaquin, May 6, 2003
  15. jamalccc

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    Jeff, can you put your recording back up? I really want to hear it!
     
    #35 jamalccc, May 14, 2003
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