You get to punch 1 pro athlete in the face...

A few years ago I would have said Scottie Pippen, but with his recent financial issues it doesn't feel right to hit a man when he's down.

I'd say at the moment Lebron James is the most punch-deserving.

 

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Lebron

 

Easy - Sasha Buyabitch

 

I was going to say Tony Romo.

But I figured this season has already been such a gigantic punch in the face for him, why bother.

 

You shouldn't hit women

 

True, but she's an exception

 

Phillip Rivers.

 

Aside from the obvious to a Rockets fan (Malone, Stockton, Dirk), here is a guy that is just begging for it IMO:



Get over yourself, Tom Brady. We know you're a great QB, but do you really need your own personal logo (hideous) and do you really have to wear that hat in every interview? You look like you've gone full r****d when you wear it. I also can't stand the way that you speak - like some Hollywood pretty boy that is better than everyone else.

 

Instead of punching her, why don't you just make her taco pop??

For me though, it's gotta be:

 

Current:


Retired: Pippen or Malone. I'd get equal satisfaction out of either.

 

I want to punch this guy:



Also almost all the lakers players (including the coach)