Man City But I don't hate him just because of the premier league, I just hate him in general. He just seems to be a giant douche.
Gary Brown, for stealing Lorenzo White's job and then eating himself out of the league. Or Cody Carlson, because he would likely have been knocked unconscious already. Or Barry Sanders, because he'd probably make even that exciting.
Absolutely SHOCKED that I haven't seen one mention of David Eckstein. I HATE that dude. His infield single is what kept alive the "Inning that Ruined Brad Lidge." Oh, and every single announcer has their head shoved so far up his ass they can taste his dinner. We get it... he's small... he doesn't have a good arm... but he still plays a great shortstop (or used to)... and he just tries so hard!
For his illegal defense and cockiness... not to mention knocking the Rockets out of the playoffs way too many time...
Meh...already been done. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPK3cDl7Ftw?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPK3cDl7Ftw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> I was at that game.
Ohhhh good one. Certified Astro-killer. If it was what 2 athletes you could punch in the face, we could get some nice pairings, NBA Jam style: Stockton & Malone Eckstein & Edmonds Zambrano & A. Ramirez Payton & Kemp Ewing & Starks Kobe & Fisher AK47 & Boozer Dirk & Terry [CONTROVERSIAL] VY & CJ (or VY & Finnegan)
Provided they don't get to punch back, I mean we are talking about professional athletes here, there are too many to name. I am going to pick one that I haven't seen mentioned yet but I know the whole state of Wisconsin would join me. I would want to punch him now but at right at the end of the season as soon as he mentions "retirement".