I was wondering if anyone would catch that reference. I thought it would go unnoticed since everyone seemed so focused on Xeno lying and everything.
Congrats on your lie. The Bush administration will be calling with a high level position any time now. Clutch should change your moniker from "Member" to something clever such as bullcrap alert for whenever you post.
Could have been believible...but you said the girl told you that you were a 'sick SOB'..who really says that. I probably haven't heard 'SOB' since Urban Cowboy.
BTW, all those pics I posted from the NFL Rookie Shoot(s)... Well, uh, it was all just 3D Studio Max and Photoshop. And a little old school Microsoft Paint for good measure. And, uh, I actually never lived in NYC. I totally made up that 9/11 story on the john. Y'know, for fun and stuff. Oh, and I'm like this total Jazz fanatic. I've got all these awesome Stockton & Malone posters. Sorry guys. Better you hear it from me than let VecseySux bust me later.
This might be the absolute funniest post I have ever read on this site. The fact that this guy came back and admitted he made the whole thing up! Priceless.
Ouch...and not about the squirrel. Anyone notice how squirrel threads tend to be some of the better threads here. We had the Squirrel Leaching Nazi a few years back, I seem to remember something about a hunt for a man eating squirrel, and now this...
