Yet another girl story

AroundTheWorld · May 29, 2007

moestavern19 said:

BBS guide for dating women.

1.) After a great first date, one should always find it customary to interject that the female in question is without a doubt... "really kick ass"

2.) To avoid any confusion; always ask for a clarification of the word "ride"

3.) Myspace is a great resource, removal of her from your #1 position is not far off from removing her from #1 in your heart, use this tool effectively when you aren't sure about her loyalty. Remain throwed at all times, keep your pimp hand strong.

4.) Think to yourself "WWMRD" (what would manny ramirez do) then proceed to do the exact opposite.

5.) Never hit on finalsbound.

6.) When you see a MadMax response, immediately skip over it and just pretend it was your mother telling you what to do. Nobody wants to listen to sound advice anyway.

7.) Make sure your date has never had any kind of encounter with Baqui99, or at least has had a colonoscopy since.

8.) Kam can find the address or phone number of any woman for a small fee of Mariah Carey and/or High School Musical paraphanilia.

9.) Fatty knows more about what he's talking about when he's completely wasted.

10.) It's summer... you know the rest.
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Brilliant!

finalsbound · May 29, 2007

nice, derek...

Major Malcontent · May 29, 2007

Aw c'mon Moe's.....can't I hit on her a little bit?

moestavern19 · May 29, 2007

Major Malcontent said:

Aw c'mon Moe's.....can't I hit on her a little bit?
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sorry dawg, my girl prefers her dudes to have the lower case m.

so... m_cable better stay away.

heypartner · May 31, 2007

update,

last night, she sent me a nice short email with subject

"HI ;o)"

ending "Have a wonderful, night."

phew...I guess I didn't have anything to worry about afterall.

anyhoot, off for a two week vacation, so Eric Riley won't have to read any YAGS threads for awhile.

Hope DaDakota enjoys his sabatical, too. haha

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