Yao Who? Huh? You mean Eddy Curry?

WinorLoseMate · Feb 18, 2008

GoRedRowdies said:

You my good sir, know nothing about basketball.

Kobe and Lebron, are nothing like TMAC. Nothing at all.

Do you know why he is fragile? He puts 110% effort when he steps on the court, what does yao put in? 30%? He needs the other 70% to barely keep enough oxygen to travel from one end to the other.

Weak spirit? He plays through a upper respiratory infection and keep in mind he was in the hospital all day. Can you say the same for Yao? What did Yao do? Sit at home and play WOW. I bet the reason Yao missed the game because there was a WOW tournament he had to attend.

He stand out in the most dangerous games? LOL? He misses freethrows down the stretch when he is supposed to be 85%? He commits 7+ turnovers a game, simply because he ate too many butterfingers before the game. Shoot when needed? You mean turnover when needed? Pass when needed? You mean turnover when needed, once again?

He is dominating? When you average 7+ turnovers you better put up some points. He doesnt dominate. No where close. He doesnt even have 10% killer instinct that Tmac has. Think about how tmac was when he barely came into the league 5-6 years, he DOMINATED. Has a killer instinct and almost singlehandedly upset detroit in the playoffs. Can yao do that?

If Yao was as good as you say he is TD and DH shouldnt be able to put up even 10 points and have 5 rebounds. But Yao cant jump more than 4 inches in the air, and cant block no one. But on the other hand players like nate robinson can block yao? LEARN TO JUMP. Just because he is tall and is in their way thats not called defense, defense is when you intimidate TD or DH and block them. Which Yao cant do.

Tmac has bad defense? WOW. At least he can jump to play defense. At least players like CP3 cant get around him and win the game. Inefficient attacking ability? Have you seen tmac he last 3 games? He actually penetrates and kicks out to open shooters, he does the hard work so that others can have easy shots. Who cares is he gets 20+, its all about him making Shane/Novak/Rafer/Head better.

Only thing Yao is good at is playing WOW, eating butterfingers, and complaining about everything as a foul. Lets not forget his random "YOH" screams everytime he shoots or tries to rebound, he does that to beg for a foul.

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You are blinded by racism. Are you in love with McGrady or what? He's a great player sure but you can't compare him with Yao. Are you Rockets supporter or not? You're bagging your own team. That's just disgraceful

Mad-Mac · Feb 18, 2008

From the Merriam Webster Dictionary:

sar·casm

1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm

Some people needed a refresher judging from recent events.

Go Rockets! (NO EXCEPTIONS)

TheyCallmeExMan · Feb 18, 2008

this maybe a sarcastic thread, but its still retarted. either way, the reactions are entertaining to read.....lol

DaDakota · Feb 18, 2008

Possibly the worst thread ever on here, no meaning whatsoever.

IBTL.

DD

moestavern19 · Feb 18, 2008

Trade Yao for Dalibor Bagaric! a reel centar!!!!!!!!!11111

oneonepyopyo · Feb 18, 2008

moestavern19 said:

Trade Yao for Dalibor Bagaric! a reel centar!!!!!!!!!11111
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i guess this all we have left after ASG

duteman · Feb 18, 2008

GoRedRowdie blows at posting

mms · Feb 18, 2008

LOL

IBTL

Spacemoth · Feb 18, 2008

Very close.

Tracy Mcgrady never backs down when he is needed to step up. Tracy Mcgrady plays his heart out and has emotions for the game.
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Fixed:

Tracy Mcgrady never backs up when he is not on the plate tonight. Tracy Mcgrady play his heart to point of expire with fiercity and emotionness.
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I love the intention, unfortunately this is Clutchfans. Urban dictionary might as well append to the *** def.- speaks exclusively in literal terms, does not have capacity for humor, is able to criticize Yao Ming's haircut because it makes him look softer, with a straight face.

finalsbound · Feb 18, 2008

TheyCallmeExMan said:

this maybe a sarcastic thread, but its still retarted. either way, the reactions are entertaining to read.....lol
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NO, UR RETARTED.

oldnews2 · Feb 18, 2008

GoRedRowdies said:

So i was reading around and just browsing and i came upon a thread that talked about Giricek for Bonzi. That thread has a link to Chicago Tribune

And "cav000" made the following response to trading bonzi:

Keep in mind, that his sig says this:

I have a different trade in mind. One that would make all Yao Only Fans happy. The Houston Rockets need a LEGIT center, not one that chokes in the clutch. The Houston Rockets need a center who can actually jump more than 4 inches into the air. The Houston Rockets need a center who has PASSION for the game. The Houston Rockets need a center who can play 40+ mins a game, not just 37. The Houston Rockets need a TRUE LEADER among boys, to take this city to a championship. The Houston Rockets need a center who doesnt cry about fouls on EVERY play.

Tracy Mcgrady deserves a center who wants to win. Tracy Mcgrady is the FRANCHISE play. Tracy Mcgrady is the FOUNDATION in Houston. Tracy Mcgrady never backs down when he is needed to step up. Tracy Mcgrady plays his heart out and has emotions for the game. Tracy Mcgrady is a MAN who is not afraid to shed tears of LOVE for the game. Tracy Mcgrady is the GOTO guy. Tracy Mcgrady is the HOUSTON ROCKETS.

This is Tracy Mcgrady's team, not Yao's. We will go as far as Tracy Mcgrady takes us in the playoffs. Tracy Mcgrady shows up in the clutch at the end of games. Tracy Mcgrady dives for rebounds and sacrifices his body. Tracy Mcgrady plays through upper respiratory infections, while boys sit out. Tracy Mcgrady brings his game night in and night out.

The ONLY solution for Houston to go deep into the playoffs and win a championship is to trade the player that has held this team back. We need a LEGIT Center. And just our luck, the best center in the history of the NBA is available.

We MUST Trade Yao Ming for Eddy Curry.

(/insert sarcasm where necessary)

Have a good day.

And if mods feel that they need to lock this i completely understand. But saying tmac needs to be traded instead of bonzi, shows utter disrespect for the game of basketball.
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I'm a *** or TOH.

Sorry to say that I don't mind the rockets trade Yao at all.
Not to say I have no love to rockets,
but I'm a rockets fan because of Yao,and not a Tmac fan.

kikimama · Feb 18, 2008

I'm asian so I can say this: LEARN ENGLISH. As a minimum to posting on a ENGLISH message board. No one understands what the hell your saying Cav000.

Old Man Rock · Feb 18, 2008

Ban The Man who Started This

yobod · Feb 18, 2008

Has anyone figured out what the hell the point of all this is?? Is this a fight that started on another MB, and then somehow they rumbled their way onto here? Either way, it seems like both OPs need Midol.

JeopardE · Feb 18, 2008

All Star Break syndrome is so bad, everyone's sarcasm detectors are broken down already.

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