I'm sorry I don't have a resource to post pictures, but if someone could put up a side-by-side photo of Kaman next to Chris Elliot from Scary Movie 3 (I think it was 3, the one where he has that tiny little hand), I think that would be a great comparative set.
Heh I would call Ewing monkey man, not out of racism, but because of the fact he literally has a monkey's face. Seriously you could take pictures of Ewing and a picture of a Gorilla and find so many similarities. Same way you could see similarities between George Bush Jr.'s face and a monkey's face. Those guys have a face only their mothers could love.
