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Yao the entertainer

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MattM, Jan 6, 2004.

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  1. MattM

    MattM Member

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    Wouldn't it be cool if Yao released a rap album? I would buy it. He could rap in English or Mandarin, either would work. He would need to learn a few dance moves, but he would be on MTV in no time! Maybe 50 cent would let him join the G-Unit. That would sure toughen him up. Maybe that is what needs to be done to de-soften Yao, hire 50 cent as his mentor. Anyway, wouldn't it be awesome to see Yao dressed up blinging chains, baggy pants and a do-rag?
     
    #1 MattM, Jan 6, 2004
  2. Faos

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    Uh...ok.

    :rolleyes:
     
    #2 Faos, Jan 6, 2004
  3. MattM

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    It's alright bra, you dont have to share the same vision as me.

    :rolleyes:
     
    #3 MattM, Jan 6, 2004
  4. Puedlfor

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    You have smoked yourself r****ded . . .
     
    #4 Puedlfor, Jan 6, 2004
  5. moestavern19

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    I thinkn what he needs is a good old fashioned felony
    trial.Look what it did for P Diddy and Snoop Dogg. That would be devestating.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Jan 6, 2004
  6. SamFisher

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    Uh, at least this isn't in the GARM forum...
     
    #6 SamFisher, Jan 6, 2004
  7. moestavern19

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    I think Yao was already the inspiration for G-Unit's "I Smell P*ssy"
     
    #7 moestavern19, Jan 6, 2004
  8. MattM

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    Jesus Christ guys

    Sorry for the sarcastic post...I guess I should take my business elsewhere.:mad:
     
    #8 MattM, Jan 6, 2004
  9. drapg

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    Apparently my knowledge of rap is waning in my elder years.

    I had to look up the meaning of "G-Unit"
     
    #9 drapg, Jan 6, 2004
  10. PieEatinFattie

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    Put the bong down, eat some Doritos and get some sleep! On the other hand maybe we will finally hear a Asian American say "Yo my Chinaman!"
     
    #10 PieEatinFattie, Jan 6, 2004
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    I dunno, give this some thought. It could be OK.

    Remember Akeem's "Unbeatable" song. That was hilarious!:D
     
    #11 Fatty FatBastard, Jan 6, 2004
  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    lmao

    Apparently the thread starter is a big fan of Randy "Macho Man" Savage's latest rap album.
     
    #12 Manny Ramirez, Jan 6, 2004
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    [​IMG]
     
    #13 rockHEAD, Jan 6, 2004
  14. OmegaSupreme

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    was expecting the "icy hot stunaz".
     
    #14 OmegaSupreme, Jan 6, 2004
  15. arkoe

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    Lord knows it worked for Shaq.
     
    #15 arkoe, Jan 6, 2004
  16. rockHEAD

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    haha... i made that image last year when Yao got his first car...
     
    #16 rockHEAD, Jan 6, 2004
  17. Rockets2K

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    business??

    LMAO!

    you will have to excuse us for being a little tired of yet another Yao gossip( fantasy) thread.
    hey, there's an idea...this belongs in the Fantasy forum.

    ;)
     
    #17 Rockets2K, Jan 7, 2004
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    He certainly couldn't be any worse than [​IMG].
     
    #18 Mr. Mooch, Jan 7, 2004
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    #19 Houstone, Jan 7, 2004
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