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Yao Ming caption game

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DonKnutts, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. Deepsouth

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    What's in Cato's hand? A sock?
     
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    Yao: "I know NBA players lack fundamentals, but Jesus H..."

    Cato: "Hey, the first time Shaq decides to stomp your ass don't expect me to do anything."
     
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    Yao: You do know that some 11 year old Philipine boy made this shoe in a secluded Nike factory in a jungle with ten men whipping his back with the cat-of-nine-tails, right? That's why I switched to Reebok. They only oppress factory workers in the midwest.

    Cato: Yao, what are you saying? I can't understand Chinese.

    Yao: Oh, sorry. I thought Colin was behind me. How about a new AMerican game I learned. "This little piggy."

    Cato: Yao, I can't understand what you're saying. You're speaking English.
     
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    What? This suppose to be funny?

    :confused:
     
  5. Remix

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    This wasnt funny at all, i take offence to this.
     
  6. tannersearle78

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    I apologize. If there was an edit function, I would use it and delete the post.
     
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    Cato: "Hahaha! Yao, it ain't that long....it only comes up to here."
     
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    Yao: "I have heard that AMericans believe that the bigger a man's foot, the bigger his . . . ."
     
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    Yao: I told you Cato, not to stick your finger up my ass. I'm not a rookie anymore. You do it again and I'm gonna break your leg.

    Cato: HEHE...I'm just playing with you dude. Please don't break my leg.... Seriously though wanna smell my finger.

    Man Boobs: Can I smell your finger Cato?

    Pike: Damn I can smell his finger from here.
     
  11. rockHEAD

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    Yao to Cato: "It's OK, I had Subway® for lunch..."
     
  12. Austin70

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    Manboobs: Sigh, if only I played more maybe Yao would rub my feet.
     
  13. topfive

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    Man, who was playing center when this pic was taken, MoTay? If so, was Boki the PF?
     
  14. Mr. Mooch

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    Hmmmm, this reminds me of another one of their pics...

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  15. dugtzu

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    "naw man, the bill goes down my shorts!"
     
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    yao: i didnt even know nike made size 16 shoes with velcrow

    cato: yeah, i could never get that damn bunny to do what i wanted.
     
  17. OmegaSupreme

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    sum 41 sucks. :p
     
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    Mooch's pic is pretty cool.

    However, in general, this whole thread smells like a smelly athele's foot.
     
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    Yao: "You are always a little kid"
    Cato: "yao mama, did you wash your hand? I saw you go poop"
     
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    HAHA thats a funney ass pic man look how Cato and Yao are touching each others legs :D
     

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