Yao: "I know NBA players lack fundamentals, but Jesus H..." Cato: "Hey, the first time Shaq decides to stomp your ass don't expect me to do anything."
Yao: You do know that some 11 year old Philipine boy made this shoe in a secluded Nike factory in a jungle with ten men whipping his back with the cat-of-nine-tails, right? That's why I switched to Reebok. They only oppress factory workers in the midwest. Cato: Yao, what are you saying? I can't understand Chinese. Yao: Oh, sorry. I thought Colin was behind me. How about a new AMerican game I learned. "This little piggy." Cato: Yao, I can't understand what you're saying. You're speaking English.
Yao: I told you Cato, not to stick your finger up my ass. I'm not a rookie anymore. You do it again and I'm gonna break your leg. Cato: HEHE...I'm just playing with you dude. Please don't break my leg.... Seriously though wanna smell my finger. Man Boobs: Can I smell your finger Cato? Pike: Damn I can smell his finger from here.
yao: i didnt even know nike made size 16 shoes with velcrow cato: yeah, i could never get that damn bunny to do what i wanted.
Mooch's pic is pretty cool. However, in general, this whole thread smells like a smelly athele's foot.