Ming: Hey guys, I think we're gonna need Van Gundy for this one. Pike: Don't worry, I know how to do it. You make little bunny ears... Ming: Cato. Who is this guy sitting next to me? Cato: Yo. Who are you? Ming: Yao Cato: Yo, Ming: Yao Pike: You make little bunny ears and then the rabbit goes into the hole. Van Gundy: Alonzo Retired? Cato: Yeah Van Gundy: Who's gonna tie his shoelaces? Cato: dunno. Ming: Ewing.
Yao: "You have soft legs, I like, I LIKE ALOT!" Cato: "Hehehe Thanks Yao hehehe." Amiche: "I wish Yao would feel my legs, i bet there alot softer than Catos "
Yao: Nice smooth legs! Cato: Yeah, you like that huh Ameachi: If you like that you should feel my man boobs! Pike: Man these guys are really freeking me out. I should have stayed on IR.
Cato: ¡°Yao, do you know what do people say about the men with big feet? ¡± Yao: ¡° They usually wear big shoes ¡±
Cato: Yo Yao, tie 'em up. Yao: I tie u shoo, U tie my shoo Pike: Yao, those shoes are made in Hong Kong Yao: Hong Kong????? Get a rope! Cato: Naw Naw man. I'll get Meech to do it. Meech: Hey dude, I ain't worked all day, I ain't starting now. Change your own stinkin shoe. Pike: Shhhh guys, here comes coach. Dude behind Pike: That stinkin smell is coming from stupid Cato's rotfoot. Meech: Coach is comin? So! What does he think he's gonna do down here at this end of the bench? What's his name again? Hey man, I'll just trip him when he walks by. He'll never know what hit him. Cato: Naw, don't do it. I wanna keep my starting job. Dude in yellow cap: Man, I can't believe these guys. Playin with each other's feet and stuff. I ain't lookin no more. Tell me when the game is over. Dude behind Yao and Pike: Geez, smells like sour milk.
yao: wtf man? since you're a bad tipper... the least you can do is buy yourself a decent pair of shoes. anyway, the next time mobley doesn't pass me the ball, kick him in the head by extending your leg like this.
Yao: Cato, I want to see your sixth toe. Cato: Come on Yao, it's not as freaky as Meech's man boobs! Meech: If you want, I'll show them to you when we get back to the locker room.
Yao: In china, many men give other men foot massage Cato: Yeah, baby, you love me long time. Amaechi: Oh, my! Chinese men are lovely. Pike: Man, and I thought wierd things went on with the Clippers bench . . .
Cato: Stop it with the feather Yao, pleaaaase! Yao: You give me rebound next time? Cato: Alright, alright, I will never steal your rebounds again! Cato: Please stop now, pretty please? Yao: Ok, one more minute and I'll stop. Amaechi: I'm sure glad that I'm always on the bench. Piatowski: I'm not going to look! Don't look, don't look. I can do it. Yes! I'm going to mind my own business.
Aaaargh, I srewed up mine. Here's a second try! Cato: Stop it with the feather Yao, pleaaaase! Yao: You give me rebound next time? Cato: Alright, alright, I will never steal your rebounds again! Cato: Please stop now, pretty please? Yao: Ok, but one more. Cato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! Amaechi: I'm sure glad that I'm always on the bench. Piatowski: I'm not going to look! Don't look, don't look. I can do it. Yes! I'm going to mind my own business.
