X-Mas Wish List

I suppose I'm too much of a tomboy... no makeup for me...

I'll take a few DVDs:
Sleeping Beauty
Wall-E
any Johnny Depp movies that I don't already have

A series or two of books:
The Twilight Series (I suppose I'll jump on the train now)
The Southern Vampire/Sookie Stackhouse series

And video games - or hell, how about a new gaming system while I'm at it?

 

What I really want is a new motorcycle but since I won't be getting that this year... movies, books, and video games sounds good to me also.

 

"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace . . . and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing . . . the second would be for the $30 million every month to me . . . and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids . . . second would be for the $30 million . . . the third would be for all the power . . . and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish. So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no . . . the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not going to be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize, here we go: first, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay . . . revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! . . . and of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony."

But really, I just want a box of Padron Anniversary..

 

so funny...what's that from again?

 

How many times have I told you? It's chanclas, joto! That's it... just 'cuz of that, you're getting an ay!Phone.

 

Steve Martin on SNL back in the early 90's

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Hilarious man, that Steve Martin. One of my faves:

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All I want for Christmas is a damn deck for my back yard. Santa cant fit $600 of lumber in his sled, so I need to keep thinking.

I also want something to punch. Possibly like one of those heavy bag stands with a decent bag.

I also would like a airline ticket to Canada.

 

So what is better?


MAC or Sephora. I prefer the chicks at the MAC counter. I like the ones at Baybrook Mall and Memorial City. I need to visit the one at Willowbrook Mall. I've heard good things.


I haven't been inside an Ulta in a long while.

 

For people (myself included) to spend their money on more important things.

 

I already have Kam's gift wrapped and under the tree.

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Do you really need to click on the spoiler to figure out what it is?

 

You learn English 2 years ago and now ju correct everyone here cabron.

 

A woodworking studio like this guy has below!

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