[WTF News] Michael Phelps Girlfriend?/Hookup?/One Night Stand? Confesses to Being Transgender

New $5 footlong commercial for Subway practically writes itself.

 

I mean, to each his own and all that. Let's face it, Phelps seems like the kind of guy that's into weird ****. He's a swimmer, and swimmers are weird.

 

QUESTION: If you meet a woman . .. anyone . . .. at what point do you think they should be obligated to say . .. I USE TO BE A GUY!

From my perspective . . . . immediately but that is me thinking for me and protecting me.

I don't think we can have them wear a scarlet letter or something

But I Know. . . this *HAS* to come up before a 1st kiss or anything. . . . else. . . things will get real bad. . .

Rocket River

 

Simple.

You wait for the other person to get a DUI.

Then you drop the bomb.

 

I see what you did there

 

I didn't really have an issue with his DUI arrest since that is due to his alcoholism and is very difficult to control. But this new immoral behavior is not really justifiable after having done considerable research into this issue. My impressionable nephews look up to Phelps as a leader and champion, so I think it would be appropriate for him to lose many if not all his endorsement deals. We need to consider the bigger picture here (wholesome American values) and not champion him as a hero just because he has won many gold medals.

 

He's a human being like anyone else, and one that achieved an incredible amount of success at a very young age. His slip ups are his own.

Why the **** do people insist that athletes be role models? He is free to do whatever he wants just like you. If you chose to look up to him because he's good at swimming, that's your mistake.

You'd think people would have learned after the truth came out about how big of an ******* Jordan is.

Admiring someone's ability to swim, shoot a basketball, throw a football, or whatever is all fine and good but, when you start using them as a morality compass you seriously need to pump your brakes.

 

In more ways than one....

 

We're probably going to need a South Park episode dedicated to Michael Phelps to clarify such things for us.

And in that Episode the Tranny will kill Kenny with a whip and cattle prod for peeping in on him/her dressing.

 

I'll tune in.

 

My mind is telling me no...


...but my body is telling me

Spoiler

hell no

 

This is true.

 

i guess we don't know if he knew or not...i was assuming this was a surprise to him...

Are they still together?

 

Who cares who he bangs? As long as he isn't drinking and driving he can do whatever or whoever he wants.

 

It's too late. Your nephews will bang some trannies at the Olympic Village in the distant future.

Never too late a time to drink though.

 

Is it gay to bang Post Ops? I mean no wang go bang, amirite?

 

Your nephews look up to swimmer?

 

Misleading news story, title, and thread.

Being intersex is not the same as being transgendered.