Burn it all. That is gross. Sucks to be you. I hate when drunk people piss all over the place. I've seen this before as well and I don't believe there is any excuse for it. You definitely need a steam cleaner to start. As far as your piss-soaked equipment, that's some nasty equipment that may never be recoverable in my book. Your posts will always have a certain taint to them from here on out. Drunk guy should have had his drunk ass kicked as well. He can't remember where he pissed so he can't remember who kicked his r****ded ass.
Agreed. As far as the whole size issue, a couple of friends and/or a baseball bat oughta negate that. This dude sounds like a real standup guy.
I have a friend that pisses weird places if he gets drunk enough. I don't think the guy did it on purpose. Also, Uprising, please let us know how this works out. It'll be educational for everyone.
Crap. I just woke up and the guy has left for Houston for the Weekend. He has a job or something down there, and is working for the weekend. Now what...time to piss on his stuff?
Haven't you heard that people lost at sea have survived by drinking eachother's urine? Haven't you ever heard of Urotherapy? Patients undergoing urotherapy may drink their own urine, use it as an enema, or have it injected directly into the bloodstream or into tumors. In powdered form, urea, the byproduct of protein metabolism and the primary component of urine, has been applied directly to tumors appearing on the skin. Urea may also be packed into capsules or dissolved in a flavored drink. There are no established guidelines for determining how much urine or urea is required for this method http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ETO/content/ETO_5_3X_Urotherapy.asp?sitearea=ETO Get a can of 409 and some paper towels, wipe it up and forget about this gaffe. Urine can be your friend.
That would be an excellent change of pace, since up to this point, I have only received crap from you.
That's got to be one of the most horrible personal stories that I've read. I really doubt that he did it on purpose. Once, I went to jail in South Padre Island, and the guy that was in the police car with me was completely wasted. When we got to the big community drunk tank, he just lay in the corner passed out. He was a marine and only in his underwear (boxers). Anyway, about an hour into the evening he gets up, clearly sleepwalking. Then he walks up to the scary looking local guys in the corner that were clearly there for something more serious than just being drunk on the island. That's when he whips it out to piss. Now, I'm pretty sure that he didn't know where he was or what he was about to do. The guys aimed him to an empty corner where he took care of his business. Hours later, when he awoke for real, I told him what he did and he didn't believe me. He ended up being really cool, with no idea why he was arrested. I've also seen a girl pee in a closet because she was so drunk that she thought that it was a bathroom. For your guy, you need to confront him as soon as possible so he can take responsiblilty. That sucks.
Update: I talked to the guy on the phone (he is in Houston Working now), **by the way i am in CS** He said he will pay for anythign that is broken. He wont be coming back till tomrow, then he will clean up the room. I have already moved a bunch of my **** to another room in the apartment. The pissed bedroom reeks. And i am not about to clean up his mess.
If you have the money, I would hire a professional to clean the damn room and then bill this guy for it. There is no reason you should have to put up with a room that smells like piss because this guy couldn't control himself and then had to leave the city. Get all that urine cleaned up (by someone else) and any possible money that you might have to spend, make him pay you back.
So what's the difference between a professional piss cleaner and an amateur piss cleaner? The pro uses Professional Strength 409?
