WSJ: Scholar Warns Ahmadinejad May Have Catclysmic Event in Mind for August 22

That's because I know that you are going to hell and are an evil agent of Gog and Magog - trying to tempt me at every turn with hamster care disinformation. Quite frankly, I just might have to put you on the ignore list you gog lover.

 

Do you think they'll be video on Google of the w**** crawling out of the ocean?

 

Nah, the idea I think is just to have some fun. Hopefully it won't be taken the wrong way, though who knows. I've just registered as heavenscowboy

 

Not with a nuke.

 

I guess there is a probationary period at rapture-ready before you can post. I was going to respond to the thread about the Penguins being run over and the Octapus being ok in a freak accident. I also wanted to reply in the thread about WWIII starting/having started.

Remember the thread here that had Muslims answering questions about Islam? I would love to see that thread over there. Just reading those topics about Islam, and their thoughts on it, is like something from the middle ages.

 

What if you are on probation and then the rapture happens before you get off? Do you get taken up to heaven or stuck down here with the rest of us? Bogus, if they really wanted to save me they would take me off probation now.

 

Not aving a working nuke yet, it would be hard for Iran to have supplied one to Hizballah. The point was, though Iran may not have weapons that can strike Israel directly, they have agents that are closer to Israel that they already supply, and giving them a nuclear weapon would be well within their capabilities, if they had one to give.

 

Well, developing a nuke is one thing, but putting in on a tip of a Rocket is much harder. Those little Irainian made laucher aren't going to do the trick. Besides, I seriously doubt Iran would give something as precious as a nuke to Hezzbeloh. What would happen if Israel stopped a truck at the border and found a nuke in the back of it? That's no good for Hezbelloh or Iran. I guarantee you Syria wouldn't want to be involved in transporting a nuke over to lebanon.

These countries are trouble makers, but despite paranoia, they are not idiots either.

 

Well there is that how-to guide on how to be born again, so I will have to read that and just hope that it gives me enough to make it until the rapture or until I am able to actually post.

 

You know when the rapture happens, the board will be totally unmodded because most of the regulars will be up in heaven. I plan on posting TONS of pr0n when that happens, of course I will be burning in a lake of fire and may have other concerns.

 

I guess that depends on your definition of hell.

 

Yeah, a lot of catholic beliefs are sheer fantasy, that's for sure.

 

I now am able to post in their threads. My probation time has ended.

 

Can you be more specific?

 

Virgin birth?