When I was 16 working at the Kemah Boardwalk, I was propositioned by a somewhat trashy couple in their mid-40s to come back to the Boardwalk around midnight and to take nude photos with the couple, followed by having secks with the woman. They told me they travel around the country doing this. And I believed them, too, because I saw them going around asking other young males after I turned them down. Being a virgin at the time, I actually considered doing it for a few minutes.
Shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die. no? Ok, I'm a liberal. still no? I could easily be a hermit living in a cave....
(I know OP said 'an', but I'll post a few since most of the responses here are pretty pedestrian) Off the top of my head: I've been a refugee. I've been on the bad side of a drive-by. I've been near-kidnapped by a psycho (jumped out of the car as he reached for a gun). I broke my arm arm wrestling. I once did a Ferris Bueller-esque run through back yards running from the cops. At one point a six-food lawn ornament got attached to my shorts and I drug it for several houses until I hit the last yard, where some people were out drinking. In the last yard I charmed the owners into calling my roommate for a ride. The summer before my senior year in HS, a 27-year-old woman seduced me. I would bag her groceries at Kroger. It was awesome. My great uncle is in the NHL Hall of Fame. I found myself homeless in my senior year of High School. I found a place to live, finished HS, and started college.
i've been the recipient of a one punch knockout. i was throwing my dad's spear against a tree when it ricocheted into my forehead (don't ask me how that's possible). luckily it was dull and i only suffered minor flesh wound. i never touched it again.
Well, first, I was playing bball up to no good, when some kids were making trouble in my neighborhood...
I got my ankles broke by Mustafa Shakur in high school. I literally fell on my ass when he crossed me over.
When I was 2 and my wife was 1, we lived on the same Air Force Base. My dad was an F16 mechanic. Her dad flew F16s. Many years and a combined six states later, we met up, started dating, and got hitched.