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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    Maybe you guys should have a public debate just for the LULZ
     
  2. Isabel

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    I love the FFB threads of the type that happen on weekends right when the bars close. :p
     
  3. LonghornFan

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    Agreed. One day I will be buying the drinks and laughing my ass of with this guy. We had disagreements in the past, but we got over it and I plan on picking up the tab.

    :mad:
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm posting this for awesomeness.

    My Fail? Watching Milli Vanilli.

    But seeing this again is hysterical. Sooooo many people do this these days.

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  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    I emailed Moes, who I'm not currently happy with, about this, but figured I'd share with the board.

    My internet jack-assery does not read well unless you know my personality. After a decade, I'm learning this, although it seemed my jack-ass personality hasn't been so ripped into until this current year. I'll assume because I was a womanizing guy, for the most part. Why that was acceptable, and then I get crap when I get into a relationship is beyond me, but, again, the last time I had a serious relationship beforehand was 2002, where I was still 30. Who knows. 37 even to me sounds pretty old.

    I went to a girls birthday party last night because she told me it was important to her at least 5 times.

    I get there, and it is a table full of estrogen. I'm only the second guy there with 8 women. So I pull my typical jack-ass nonsense. To the point that this one attractive girl sings "every party needs a pooper and that's why we invited you. Party pooper!" I'm like, meh. But she had cropped hair. I come to find out that she pledged to shave her head for donations to kids with cancer.

    Jaded as I am, I found the sacrifice AND the confidence amazing, and talked to her a while last night.

    Ended up sending an email this morning, and needless to say, we're grabbing dinner next week.

    And I guarantee she texted her buddies for referrals before she responded to the date. I could see that from my friend's responses.

    The odd part is, perhaps the past gf got me to focus on work and class, and this one, albeit a long shot, could show me money isn't everything.

    Maybe God had a plan for me, after all.
     
  6. Landlord Landry

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    dude, you are a wreck.

    do yourself a favor........grab a smirnoff, mojito or whatever popped-collared, chain smoking ex-country singing douchebags drink, bust out the fleshlight, auto-loop your pirated copy of Romancing the Bone, spark some candles and make sweet love to yourself.

    contrary to popular belief, this internetz is not serious.
     
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  7. Jugdish

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    If it's any consolation, I've been on this board a long time, and you've always been the resident jackass.
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Really?

    I've never "created" some dumbass fake persona that I can give and change when I want to.

    I've always been myself on here. Not as happy with the moniker as I was when I was 28, when it seemed funnier to me, but sobeit.

    This has been, for all intents and purposes, my blog for the past decade.

    For *****heads like you to come in that have obviously had a history rant on anyone is pathetic. You CAN call me whatever you want. Just explain who you were and how you came to that conclusion.

    Surprisingly, I have seen Vinsanity's comments make sense. But when you can't say where you know stuff or how you know...

    Let's just say I'm not a fan of dishonesty, or lying.
     
  9. Jugdish

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    Your drunk posts read like Rocket River sober posts.

    They're over my head.
     
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  10. DonnyMost

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    Yeah? So... what's your point? What does that have to do with your pretty much consistent record of emotional BBS meltdowns and airing of grievances?

    KC has a point. You'd think you'd be past letting your personal life affect the way you act around here by now.

    Sidelining as a butthole is not fun for the rest of us.
     
  11. Landlord Landry

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    for someone who seems so secure with himself....you sure do make leaps and bounds to convince the board "I am who I am"

    whatever fattass....I care what you think of me, probably as much as you care what I think of you.

    maybe this interwebz is serious.
     
  12. Jugdish

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    Uh, you're offering a retort, so you obviously have as serious a disposition toward the internet as Smokey McEmbarrasseshimself.
     
  13. sammy

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    I feel some serious tenseness in this thread.

    Let's all take a deep breath and walk away from the internet for a moment.
     
  14. Jugdish

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    I WILL MURDER YOU
     
  15. Invisible Fan

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    Gotta question the bump on this one.

    Fatty's looking for love and hate at all the wrong places.
     
  16. Jugdish

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    Sounds like a sidelining song to me.
     
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    omg, you don't believe me. :(

    /internetz.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Not serious?

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  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    Seriously,

    Other than my recent year and a half sitch, of which I did make privy from the get-go, what, exactly changed with my ass to have this venom?

    And I'm serious.

    I've been a jackass since I joined in '99, yet my crap is getting old now?

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