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[WOW] Womens Wins $184M Divorce Award

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jun 5, 2007.

  1. MadMax

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    according to this board, they all won. all women will be sharing in this award.
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Aw, you ol' softy you!
     
  3. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    My parents' lawyer just called. They're suing me for everything I own since without them, I'd be nowhere today... they raised me, fed me, educated me, and kept me in line while I lived in some pretty rough neighborhoods. Now they want their share...

    I need a lawyer. :(
     
  4. ymc

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    Sounds fair to me. They were married when they were not rich. Based on the law that splits the income after marriage to two, the verdict is fair.

    In contrast, any gold diggers who married this guy now won't get much with a divorce.

    So the rule of thumb is if you want to get rich by divorce, marry someone with income POTENTIAL rather than the assets he/she already has
     
  5. ymc

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    What does that mean? Can you elaborate?
     
  6. hotballa

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    if my parents suddenly wanted that form me. I'd give it to them in an instant given how much they've done for me.
     
  7. hotballa

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    in other words, buy low, sell high
     
  8. plutoblue11

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    all that you have mentioned above will not happen, because most gold diggers and freeloaders usually only sees things at face values and may not see the things as potential or what possibly could happen meaning that person does not have what they want yet so therefore they cannot take or gain anything from that person unless they had something to begin with. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Lil Pun

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    What states are community property states?
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    Nevermind. I found the list:

    Arizona, California, Idaho, Louisiana, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Washington, and Wisconsin.

    Illinois is not on that list, why does it work there?
     
  11. Dr of Dunk

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    You get a cookie! lol. :D
     
  12. Dr of Dunk

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    I think it means you can't figure out a joke. :)
     
  13. ymc

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    Yeah. Like making an investment.

    But there is one more deadly (literally) trick that makes it different from investment.

    If you marry someone who has a lot of asset and the POTENTIAL to die ASAP. Then if he/she dies, then you will get ALL his/her money if he/she has no kids.

    Anna Nicole was smart this way. But she has to split the money with the tycoon's kids. :cool:
     
  14. Dr of Dunk

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    I'm trying to figure out a way to correlate this with an investment... maybe they're buying a call option on the person dying. Hmm... ;)
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm so sorry. Good luck and be strong.

    :(
     
  16. Nice Rollin

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    fuccccck you eddy. suuuuuuck my dick eddy
     
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    I know people who can take care of it. But their name's are like Tookie, Jonny Pancakes, and Mikey Anchovies.
     
  18. MadMax

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    actually, i think that's why it's a story. because illinois isn't a community property state and the judge found this way.
     
  19. Sishir Chang

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    Yeah but you got to wait around for that investment to mature..
     
  20. MadMax

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    in this case.....30 years!!!!
     

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