Such vitriol! I agree with your sentiment though - everyone should pay attention to you all the time. Your insight and wit is without rival.
Lol. No vitriol whatsoever. But considering you do it as often as Swoly does the "that's what she said" it was time you got called on it.
But I really did do her... ask your mom - I tied an anchor rope around her so she could pull me out in case I got stuck in the amazon.
I picked "With a 10 ft poll...". Because if this poll gets long enough, it will be 10 foot. And THEN I could safely lay pipe in that redwood with the backing of my fellow CFers. But not before the poll is ten foot.
Winking at me doesn't make me think you're not a complete *******. Go laugh at some dead astronauts, or someone's friend that died, or the holocaust or whatever the hell gets you off you forty-year-old, creepy-ass, midtown douche bag. You deserve to die alone.