Would you rather be hung like an elephant or a billionaire?

Even if a micropenis is the tradeoff, with a billion dollars I could pay an Oscar winning actress to fake it like it was a 12" monster.

Kim Jong Ill-ish

 

The better question would be. Would you rather ball like Lebron or be Mark Cuban or Paul Allen.

 

there are other options



so you could be a fish

 

Also.

What does it mean to be hung like a billionaire?

 

Ask Leo deCaprio.

 

Unless im a billionaire with a micro penis, ill take the billionaire option every time. I can work with a 3 incher, but no less. There's only so far your mouth and fingers can take you. Eventually, she wants the D.

 

Yo give me a 1 nanometer micropenis if it means I get a billion dollars.
This isn't even remotely a hard choice.

 

It's literally a remotely hard choice.

 

or a minutely hard choice

 

Methinks the ladies would all agree.

 

not so cleverly disguised who has a small penis thread.

 

The ladies like money and sex. If the billionaire isn't satisfying her sexually, she'll cheat.

 

Hung is fun, but some women don't like big ones.

 

money comes and goes. footlong is forever

 

Become a billionaire, run for a President, deport big Dick people and Make America Girth Again.

 

If you can choose the lives of these three, Lebron of course, he have fame money, body and fame. Cuban and Allen only have money and fame.

 

I would not want to be 6'8, that seems like it would suck in many situations. Even if you weren't famous, all eyes are on you the second you enter a room. When you combine the fame element, you could never do anything without attention.

I would prefer to be filthy rich and anonymous. And as long as my d**k is long enough to be functional, give me the money all day, not a difficult choice.

 

Why not have a billion dollars and get some viagra when you need it?