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Would you go to a strip joint with your dad?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 4, 2008.

  1. countingcrow

    countingcrow Contributing Member

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    My uncle wants to take my dad to a strip club next weekend. My dad has never stepped foot in any kind of adult establishment; I guess out of respect for my mom.

    My uncle wants me to accompany them (along with one of my uncle's friends) to the club. I've been to plenty of strip clubs since I turned 18 and I strongly prefer the fully nude BYOB variety so that's where they are going due to my recommendation. My uncle just won $10,000 on a lottery ticket and is looking to blow some money, so this trip is complementary.

    With that said, should I feel weird considering that my dad will be there?
     
  2. codell

    codell Contributing Member

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    That would be awkward indeed.

    No way I could do it.
     
  3. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    Awkward only if he got a woodie.
     
  4. TexasFight

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    I go with my dad quite often... we both know how to have a good time...
     
  5. LonghornFan

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    Free ticket for the night for alcohol and t*tties?

    Ummm, yes.
     
  6. v3.0

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    Couldn't do it...too awkward.

    That said, make sure to get your dad a table dance.
     
  7. macalu

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    it's only weird if your mom or sister is dancing.
     
  8. Rocket River

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    <Insert Picture of Al and Bud Bundy>

    :D

    Rocket River
     
  9. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    i sure wouldn't/couldn't do it
     
  10. LegendZ3

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    Ditto
     
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    where you going? legends? riveria?
     
  12. SirCharlesFan

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    I wouldn't have a problem with it as long as my dad was just there enjoying the scenery. It might be awkward if he were dropping hundreds on lap dances.
     
  13. Zac D

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    Sure, you can do this; just don't get wasted and make super inappropriate comments, and politely overlook it if your dad does.
     
  14. Yaozer

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    Oh man Legends is disgusting.

    Don't. Go. There. EVAARRRR.
     
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    No, I was uncomfortable when I went to Hooters with my dad once in NYC, so definitely NO to a strip club.
     
  16. DrewP

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    can anyone explain why they wouldnt? Im interested to hear.

    you = horny b*stard
    your dad = you + (~25 years)
    your dad = horny b*stard thats a little bit older than you.

    whats the big deal?
     
  17. jgreen91

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    If my dad was still married to my mom, then NO I couldn't. But since my dad is single, it isn't an issue.
     
  18. tinman

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    hey countingcrow,
    is your uncle named "MR JONES" :D :p ?
    "she's looking at you.. no she's looking at me!"
    "and we stare at the beautiful women.. shalala"
     
  19. kubli9

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    I've already done it, it was for a friend's batchelor party and both my dad and his dad were there. Everyone had a good time and it wasn't awkward at all, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
     
  20. Riz

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    while back this drunk guy hit the electric pole outside of legends and the lights went out for about 2 hours in legends (not sure about other buildings) and guess what ? everything was free!! and I mean everything!! and yes it is disgusting!
     

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