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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. MacBeth

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    I'm not answering guesses, but I will let you narrow it down by asking me if I think certain pornstars are hot..I would say that this girl would definitely qualify. I'm not confirming it's her, just saying it could be kobe tai.
     
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    Riddle me this Macbeth, does she have a degree in microbiology?


    I hope I'm right, I'm tired of closing pop ups if you get my drift.
     
  3. MacBeth

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    In my drunken state,it comes to me that smeggy is the only one in here looking out for me...I will avoid drunken declarations of love, but i will now consider Smeggy as much of a friend as I can without ever having met him...
     
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    I'm looking at the Internet Movie Database, but I don't see a "crossover" film for Kobe Tai (well recently anyway). The movie titles she has been in are hilarious though....link :D
     
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    yup, it was called very bad things, had slater, cameron diaz and jon favreau. that movie was a trip but it was awesome.

    it's got to be her.
     
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    She never said what in...she was hot, asian american, smart, hot, really really hot, she hasn;t called back, she said she had done a cross over film when talking about getting into 'real movies'...she had a sexy voice...she might be mixed asian and something else...not from meeting her, byut from that movie, I can say shee has an amazing body...In person her best attribute was her skin and her hair and her voice...
     
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    Oh and to answer your question, yes i would date a pornstar! :D
     
  10. fadeaway

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    Dress her up in a little #8 Laker jersey.

    "Clear the lane; big daddy Shaq is taking it to the hole." :D
     
  11. Oski2005

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    At first I thought it was Tera Patrick, because she sounds straight out of Cali, has a degree in microbiology, is mixed, and is hot. I thought Kobe Tai was from like korea or something, but upon further "research" I have found that she is the only famous asian pornstar with a K and the four vowels who did a regular hollywood movie. Does the University of Arkansas ring a bell?


    Oh, and you mentioned basketball earlier, so duh, Kobe.
     
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    Holy sh*t! I just got done reading this thread. MacBeth, you know Kobe Tai, and you're asking us if we'd bang her? I'm sorry but if you do not put the wood to this fine piss of Asian American meat, then you will regret it for the rest of your life. Most guys would give their left nut to band this broad, and you're actually debating it? Imagine...everything you've always dreamed of doing with a chick you can do with her. I'm sure she'll even give you a facial.
     
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    Kobe is fine but she's no Tera (I like 'em big and natural).

    Kobe looks like she missed too many meals.
     
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    bang and blame
     
  16. MacBeth

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    Ok three things..

    1)Am a little sobered up...so I did a little research about this myself, and based on my criteria, there are 3 women who qualify: Kobe Tai, Tera Patrick, and Kira Kener. All meet all the hints, kobe did a movie, and the other two did tv crossovers which xould have been what she meant. All are asian-american, and all are hot. Don't know if all are smart, though, but I will tell you this much...

    It is one of those three, honest.

    2) Smeggy is my new on-line best buddy, and I would actually be touched if he kept his sig for a while.

    3) And 3...what was three again? Oh, yeah.......................

    I just got off the phone with her.
     
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    If she looks mixed, it's not KOBE
     
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    Well do tell your best buddy???
     
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    This all seems like a bad movie script for a highjinx comedy.

    Phone message: Hello this is MacBeth after discussing the situation with my BBS pals i've decided to take you up on your offer. So if your not too sore from your double penetration shoot, i'm free tomorrow for dinner and drinks...
    Lame attempt at humor, but if you pull it off you can change your name to MacDaddy. :p
     
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