Cmon Lynus. This thread has over 4,000 views. The only people who havent read this thread are the Yao Only fans who cant comprehend 1/2 this stuff anyways. Everyone knows you said it. Im just hoping for that 1 pornstar/Rockets fan who'll see me as a gentle soul waiting to tell me her "story". Besides, the last thing you want are those hate emails from the far right (expecting some very very soon). I can't let a good friend like you take the fall for this one.
Breaking news: Could this possibly rule out Tera Patrick??? (see the bold type) Biography for Tera Patrick Birth name Linda Ann Hopkins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height 5' 9" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trivia Mother is Thai; father is English. Has a degree in Microbiology Is a registered nurse Started her own internet talk-show, The Tera Patrick Show, during fall of 1999. She invites adult-film stars, directors, and producers on her show. Teamed up with Salma Hayek, Patrick ventured to Edwards Air-Force Base to entertain the officers on 12.1.01. Can speak fluent Hungarian. Presented the 2nd Empire Awards Show on 2.22.02. Measurements: 36D-25-36 Engaged to rock star/actor, Evan Seinfeld. (October 2002) Caused quite a stir in the adult film industry in December 2002 when she announced her retirement from performing in adult movies, despite having roughly 5 years left on contact with adult film company Digital Playground. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal quotes "I was kind of dipping my feet in the water the with Andrew Blake film. Then I decided I wanted to work with men. In my personal life, I am not attracted to women at all. I can admire a beautiful woman, but I didn't feel comfortable working with women on that level. I treat the business like a business because I have a business mind. I really enjoy my work and my scenes and I think that's part of the reason why I haven't gotten burned out. I've been able to pick and choose to a great extent and that helps. Since I do have a nursing career to fall back on, I am not really forced to be in the business. I stay because I truly enjoy the work." (July 2000: Interviewed by Roger T. Pipe) "I did the fashion modeling in New York until I was eighteen then I took four years off to go to school in Idaho. I got my degree in nursing. I'm an RN and have a BS in Microbiology. I wanted to attend the University of Southern California. That's why I moved out here. I got into modeling for financial reasons. I started doing the adult side after I was introduced to Suze Randall. I was a Penthouse Pet and I was in Playboy as well. I just started getting covers and centerfolds and it was a natural progression into videos. I had always had a fantasy about working in front of the camera. My first movie was by a man named Andrew Blake and it was a very softcore type movie. I was easing my way into things and did some simulated stuff with other girls." (July 2000: Interviewed by Roger T. Pipe)
Now for a quick recap of everything we've learned about MacBeth this week... He's an ex-male-model-bartender who is actively seeking tenure at a university, and is prone to being hit on by beautiful women, suffering panic attacks, heavy drinking, and dating exotic p*rn stars. He also has an above average-sized penis. Did I forget anything? ps...exaggerations were made simply for effect.
What if MacBeth is actually a Mullet haired dork typing away on a modified Commodore 64 with a very active imagination?
I can't believe how much time I've wasted on this thread today. Seriously. Its cool RIET. I see how it is. And thanks for the beer offer, MB. My plane leaves in the morning. What city are you in again? Toronto? NYC?
Nope...sorry there Sherlock of the Pornstar Search...lol..but I said that she had personal issues which precluded her from having more than sexual friends too...Not saying it was her, just that she hasn't been ruled out.
hey Joe Dirt got some nice Honeys...LOL..I actually, but only for a second, and not with any conviction, when I though I might have said too much and maybe blown things with trea...er Kira...damn, I meant Kobe...for the briefest of seconds it coocured to me to try and pass the whole thing off as a joke, but that idea quickly died the death it deserved...and I'm so glad.
This is a very real possibility. Along with: Shakespeare CliffsNotes The Nation lifetime subscription Maxim lifetime subscription 2003 Guide to Asian Pornstars Unedited DVD of Cocktails Toronto city map A lifesize poster of Cary Grant
does the first name start with an 'a' and the last name start with a 'g'? if thats who it is, then holy crap man, how can you even think about saying no? that girl is probably the hottest ive EVER seen. other then my gf, of course
I leave to see her in almost half an hour, and if i do the running around getting dressed do i look all right thing, the 5 chicks I live with will still be laughing when I get back....if i get back...
I could only last throught the first three pages..................my only question is, HAVE YOU HIT IT?!
