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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. FranchiseBlade

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    I apologize. I did indeed miss the explanation thread. I'm used to clicking last page on the thread, and being taken to the page I last read, and picking up from there. This thread, however, is so popular that being away for a couple of hours meant that last page, was not the last page I read. So I missed it.

    It sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders, and by being honest most of the issues seem to be resolved. It seems like you have a situation that works well for you.

    I also think you were right about not keeping count and a score card on past partners, because in relationships it's about the one you are in. The only strange thing about that is that if you were in a serious one with her, the same activities would still be going on with her. For some people that would be a problem, for others it wouldn't. I guess it's a personal thing with each individual having to come to grips with what will or won't drive them crazy, bother them, or not affect them in a relationship.

    If it does get serious, there are a lot of Universities in the Los Angeles area.
     
  2. Vengeance

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    "Dude, Lumbergh f*ed her"
     
  3. MacBeth

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    yeeeaaahhh...so if you'd just go ahead and come in on Sunday too, that'd be grrreeeaat. yeeeaaahh...


    It is never the wrong time for an Office Space quote-off....
     
  4. Pole

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    Two chicks at the same time, man.
     
  5. Oski2005

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    Well, glad to see things turned out pretty good. I think you said it best when you said you saw the person and passed the profession. I dont' know about you, but I meet hot, sexy, smart, and cool chicks about once every. . . NEVER! So if I was in your shoes, I'd consider myself pretty lucky. Good luck bro, have fun, and keep us up to date like you would if you were talking about any girl in the same situation.


    If she's still in town, take her to X-MEN 2 on me. That is the kind of movie two intellectuals like yourselves will rightly enjoy.
     
  6. MacBeth

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    uh...no....no. aaww man, Hell no! I do believe that a person would get his ass kicked for saying something like that.
     
  7. MacBeth

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    yeah..I saw the person...did I mention that the person was very hot? :D
     
  8. Free Agent

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    Dude, what the hell does it matter if we think any of those three is hot or not? You like her. She seems to like you. She's not a car.

    Besides, I couldn't truthfully answer that question until I've had sex with her. ;)
     
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    Man be careful... You'll go to California, and in a few years you'll be just like Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights! :)
     
  10. Kim

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    Best Thread Ever.

    F*ckin A

    JAG 's gonna be showin off his OH face.
     
  11. MacBeth

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    Lol...more a passing interest, effort to lighten the mood/stop sounding like a cross between Alan Alda and Right Said Fred kind of thing...
     
  12. JBIIRockets

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    MacBeth, your p*rn gal "gets around, alrrright.....oh yeah....like a record."

    I've seen office space 8 times in the last two weeks. No joke.
     
  13. Lynus302

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    MB, I honestly tried to give you a serious answer. Gotta help a my fellow man, after all. And as silly as this sounds, pornstars are people too.

    Oh, and I hate you. And I want to be you when I grow up. Even though I'm already 27. And I'll give you money if you let me hang out with you.

    F*ckin' A, man. Office Space rules, and so does MacBeth. Hope you like the new sig!
     
  14. RIET

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    This is my new signature.
     
  15. SmeggySmeg

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    very well done with the walk and talk session, hope it was all you initially thought i wouldn't be ;)

    amazing how well things work out when you are honest

    changed the sig MacBeth, you like??
     
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    What did she say about Louis 14? Did she have a fix for the Rockets offense? Maybe she can help our friend Yao learn a trick or two. Time to dominate in the post!

    Ok, that aside, the question I have with this sort of thing is what happens when things aren't light and "adult"? Is it OK for kids to see this sort of thing? Why or why not? Would you be ok with your mom or daughter or sister working? Would your wife be ok with you working? Could you work and be a good husband and/or dad? A good boyfriend? I don't know. Probably. People adjust to all kinds of things. I think it would be hard to adjust to a slower world of delayed gratification, and harder to seperate degrees and types of affection.

    I really hope my daughter does something else. Ultimately, I don't think it'd be good for her.
     
  17. Lynus302

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    Dude, RIET, you've got to give me credit for that one. Like this:
    Pornstars are people too.
    -- Lynus302

    Gimme some love, man. I've got to justify my existence in light of Master MacBeth.
     
  18. Lynus302

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    Now that's funny.
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    DINGDINGDING

    We have a winner, although the name is Sahara Sands. And yes she was very tall.

    Back in 1995 or so, my band played a gig at Jack's Sugar Shack at the intersection of Hollywood and Vine in Hollywood CA. The club has since gone out of business. We opened for another band. When we were done, I packed up my gear, got paid by the club owner, and sat down at the bar to have a drink. I made eye contact with her, and she came over and sat next to me. After several cocktails and an hour or so of conversation, she flat out asked me if I would spend the night with her.

    I said "SURE!"

    We went to her place and immediately went after it. When we were done, she asked me if I had another job other than music.

    I told her yes, I was a computer systems analyst. I then asked her what she did for a living.

    "I'm an adult movie star".

    My heart started pounding, and I went and took a shower. I then politely excused myself, telling her I had to go to work in the morning. She gave me her number, but I never called her back.

    In hindsight, I'm DAMN GLAD I wrapped my willie!!:D

    So there is your story....hope you enjoyed it. The moral of this story is...GO PLAY IN A BAND!!!
     
  20. MacBeth

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    It's all great, but your response earlier was even better. Much appreciated for taking it seriously. Any time you're in town, beer's on me.
     
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