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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. The Real Shady

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    It's nice to see that the top two threads in the Hangout are about pornstars and strippers. This should be called the voyer forum.

    Didn't read the whole thread but if you have the chance to go out with a pornstar you definately do it just to say that you did. Never take it seriously and double wrap your jimmy.
     
  2. MacBeth

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    Okay...now it's the genuine thank you post. I am amazed at what a class bunch you guys are...Considering the subject, I feel that this thread is incredible. It never really got carried away, as it so easliy could have...and when I was drunk there were those in here who were just amazing. I'm not one for corny platitudes, but I mean this...I feel really warm towards you guys, and I think you're a really cool bunch.


    Particular thank yous go to those who tried to help me not make mistakes when I was heading in that direction, such as HTOwn, Blastoff, a la, and especially Smeggy.

    I really apreciated the thoughtfull, sincere, and intelligent responses to the actual issue I was troubled over...including, but not excluded to Manny ( surprise!..Manny, you have to be thw world's nicest guy, and I hope that you don't gey hurt/used by someone less nice than yourself), Deckard, J.V, and Lynus,D.D...Great stuff, and even better when I'm sober...:)

    Thanks to all who did the research...Oski,FA, fatman, and Rv et al...Great stuff. Thanks again.

    Turning the tables time...uh, RMTex...who was she? huh? huh? Come on come on..who who who? :D

    B-Bob...again, as always, you are hilarious. Kam is also funny...but I hear through the grapevine that he's a chucka...


    To everyone else..thanks again...I will answer questions except what i ruled out, and am still interested in who thinks who is hot...especially if i start planning a trip to Cali, and want to put together a To Do list... ;)

    PEACE

    JAG


    oh...and where did the johnheath is jealous thing come from, or was that just assumption? Has he been a busy little bee while I've been away?
     
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    Who knows?

    All I know is that this was one seriously funny thread.
     
  4. Rocketman95

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    I've never been the sharpest tool in the shed, but, whaaaa?
     
  5. VesceySux

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    This is usually the part of the dream where I wake up. Damn you, MacBeth! You truly are living la vida loca.

    Please tell me she's Republican. Or at least johnheath with a wig. That'll help curb my insane jealousy. :)
     
  6. RocketMan Tex

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    Ju tawkin to me, maign????

    How come everyone gets me and RocketMan 95 confused? We look absolutely nothing like each other!!!!:D

    OK, I'll give you my hints since you played hide and go seek with us!

    1. She is retired from the biz.
    2. Her first initial and last initial are the same letter.
    3. She is blonde with huge fake ta-ta's and she has a tattoo of a dolphin on her abdomen (if I remember correctly...this occurred about 8 years ago).

    Fire away!

    PS: After y'all guess the correct person, I'll tell you the story.
     
  7. MacBeth

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    Sorry...got the Rm's mixed up...lol
     
  8. FranchiseBlade

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    Mac, does the California reference mean that you've gotten together for a drink and are interested in further meetings?

    Does the thanks you gave to people who were trying to keep you from making a mistake when you were heading that way, mean you got together for a drink, and the spell has been broken, and you aren't interested in pursuing anything more the damsel?

    Or is it that now you want to keep things casual but see each other when time, location, and schedule permit?

    I'm just curious where it stands now, and if you have leanings one or the other with her?

    I'm all for taking things slow most of the time. I would chime in with my measly two cents worth if I knew what you were thinking, and where it's at now. That probably won't be an incentive for you to spill the beans but what the heck.
     
  9. MacBeth

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    You laughing at, or with, jh? Oh, and like my shiney new sig? I think it's hillarious..have always loved Will.
     
  10. MacBeth

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    A) yes..Did you miss my explanation thread?

    B) No, just that i was making a mistake, which i frankly now regret, by getting too close to talking about which person it is, and others in here, with no incentive but my best interest, tried to make me aware of it. Great friends.

    C) That's pretty much accurate. California was a...semi-serious suggestion said in a less than intellectually focused moment.
     
  11. johnheath

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    I am laughing at the with.;)

    Seriously, your ability to laugh at yourself is why the thread is so funny. I am in no position to judge your dating practices. I can't say that I could ever date a p*rn star, but I would sure like to have an extended conversation with her. How many chances in life to you get to taste society's fringe elements? (no pun intended, sort of)
     
  12. MacBeth

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    Were the initials both M?
     
  13. Pole

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    A quick search revealed that there was a "Sara Sands" who was blond (the pic showed that her boobs were definitely fake), and who had a dolphin tattoo on her tummy.

    She looked kinda cute, and it said she was one of the tallest p*rn stars (six foot).
     
  14. MacBeth

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    Sounds like a winner...Oh, while we're on the p*rn search thing...Since I did mine yesterday, I have these annoying pop-ups that keep coming up when I'm on-line...any helpful ideas? Or is this par for the course with p*rn search sites?
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    MacBeth: I never get pop-ups from those sites unless I'm actually on them.

    Your email, however, is forever screwed.;)
     
  16. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Ooops....I got the name wrong. it's Sahara Sands

    (a.k.a. Saharah Sands, Sarah Sanderson)

    born Sarah Sanderson on December 27, 1972 in Long Beach, California

    The Internet is so cool.
     
  17. mateo

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    This thread has almost 4000 views. Awesome.
     
  18. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    By the way, here's a notable quote from Sahara Sands biography:

    Sahara Sands found herself pregnant in 1994, but didn't let that slow her down too much -- in fact, she turned it to her advantage by taking roles in flicks like 'Ready To Drop #06' and 'A Little Bit Pregnant.'
     
  19. coma

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    MB,

    I was thinking to myself, "How the hell can I go meet me one of them p*rn stars?" I then wondered what I'd do if I had the chance to bang one. Then to put it in perspective, for me at least, it's not something I'd want to bring up with my future wife.

    So although, it'd be a great f*ck, it probably wouldn't be worth it. I don't think it's the same for men, but women have some serious hangups about your past relationships.
     
  20. coma

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    That's pretty gross.

    I enjoy an array of sexual fetishes, but preggos, I never understood that one.

    Maybe I feel I might injure the unborn baby or something.
     
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