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Would You Date a Pornstar?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MacBeth, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    ROFLMAO!

    I only made it this far in the thread..but Smeg is absolutley right..

    comeon MacB...go out and get a drink and let everything else come naturally. If she wants some of you, fine..if not..you get to have some drinks with a famous hot woman.

    You will be a step closer to achieving BBS god-hood..;)
     
  2. a la rockets

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    Although he may sound a little corny, Manny speaks the truth.
    After all she(however SHE is) is just a girl,no matter what profession she does.
    You may live some guyes fantasies by going out with her,but u have to remember they are just fantasies,unreal,whereas fealings are true...
    I better stop here coz I start to sound like Manny...:D



    ALA
     
  3. coma

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    What does a one night stand have anything to do with feelings?

    Obviously calling her and having drinks may not lead to sex, but in the case it does...great.

    You don't want to be on your deathbed saying to yourself, "I should've banged her!!"
     
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    Jealous? NO.

    Laughing my ass off reading this thread? YES.
     
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    Can I trade my Montessori Teacher for your p*rn star. :)
     
  6. Mulder

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    Oh my god... If it's Kobe Tai I'm gonna kill myself.
     
  7. mateo

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    This is seriously entertaining.

    Hey man, you only live once. Go for it. You could get hit by a car next week. Wouldn't you want your last week to be full of delightful moments with a hot asian p*rn star?

    This is a great drunk post.
     
  8. pgabriel

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    Kobe Thai is the only p*rn star I recognize. Have you ever seen her commercials for the phone sex lines on one of those p*rn channels on the Dish Network? The commercial are just fine, no to go ahead and call one of those numbers.
     
  9. Master Baiter

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    I dont think I could do it because everytime she would come home from "work", I wouldn't be able to kiss her knowing that some dude just got through busting his load in her mouth and all over her face. Sorry but that doesnt do it for me. Ha, and you said she had nice skin. Its because it gets a daily protien bath.
     
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    I sense the end of this thread is near. LOL!:D
     
  11. DCkid

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    Holy Crap! Talk about brutal honesty! :D
     
  12. Free Agent

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    Don't forget, as a pornstar, she's probably going to show you her AIDS test papers and ask to see yours just to be safe. Not exactly the most romantic moment of the date.
     
  13. Mulder

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    Don't listen to him JAG. Look at his handle. You are livin' the dream baby. OMG, Kobe is SOOOO freaking hot, Tera is hot too, but KOOOOOBBEEEEE!!
     
  14. A-Train

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    did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night?
     
  15. Mulder

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    I promised the other BBS'ers that we wouldn't talk about your mom. ;)
     
  16. Master Baiter

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    So you would french kiss Kobe Tai right after she got through getting a big nut from some other dude in her mouth? Or screw her after it had been wore out earlier that day? No thanks, I'd rather not. I dont care how hot she is.
     
  17. Mulder

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    There are these inventions called a toothbrush and mouthwash or a shower for that matter. I guess you will never kiss another girl again right?
     
  18. codell

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    There is a huge difference between kissing a girl that has had sex with 10 other men in her whole life versus kissing a girl that had sex with 10 other men that same day. :)
     
  19. Master Baiter

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    The only woman that I have to worry about kissing is my wife and even if Kobe did brush her teeth would it make it that much better? Not for me dude.
     
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    ATTENTION:

    HAVE ANY OF YOU FIGURED OUT THE MORAL OF THIS THREAD?

    The moral of this thread is (especially for you JohnHeath and Treeman):

    "LIBERALS" GET THE HOT CHICKS!!!!!! :D:D:D
     
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