Damn...I can't believe Mulder was trashing "Send Me an Angel", one of the greatest synthpop '80s songs of all-time! I can think of many but I will go with anything by the slut, J-Ho, er I mean Jennifer Lopez.
Cherry Pie by Warrant - Cherry Turd is more like it. Ray of Light by Madonna - Hearing the Material Girl yelp "AND I FEEL...LIKE I JUST GOT HOME" over and over is almost as torturous as watching one of her movies. Wonderland by one of those generic singer/songwriter types - This is the kind of garbage you hear some pretty-boy singing to a girl at a party in order to get in her pants. The fact that it usually works makes me loathe this song all the more. Crash by Dave Matthews - "Hike up your skirt a little more and I'll come into you"??? Is this Dave Matthews or Dirk Diggler? Although it is much more tuneful than You've Got the Touch, it's nowhere near as much fun. The entire Styx discography - Adam Sandler is funny but his taste in music sucks The Stroke by Billy Squier - Nothing lowers artistic standards more than a masturbation song with a chorus sung by a gang of kids.
I'm so glad that there is another person in this forum who thinks $.50 is overrated. I don't think he's bad, but the hype is unbelievable, the guy is an average lyricist.
Look at his name. That's about how much his music is worth. As for: <b>Dave Matthews Band</b> - I know some people who "fished" a newsgroup by claiming that he's a pedophile and sang, "Hike up your skirt, little girl." No, not quite - the actual words, of course, are <i>"Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me."</i> (at least it's legal, but still more information than I really wanted to hear) This from the same song that talks about wanting her to tie him up. <b>N'Stink</b> - also known as "N'Suck" or "Lip Sync".
Man, I've seen six song so far in the thread that I liked, not counting The Beatles and Styx... Come on, Mr. Roboto is one of the greatest 80's songs ever! Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!!
i've seen about 30 songs i like so far. not sure what that says about my taste in music, but oh well. like i like that "all the things she said" song while at the same time i was ready to put it in this thread. also, if you liked a song but just got sick of it from overplay, i don't think you should put it in this thread. ray of light - didn't that album win a grammy, it couldn't be that bad. (and no standard milli vanilli comeback response BS) i think Htowhhero is probably the winner so far. i only know the song from mtv doing a "25 worst videos ever" show, but man it was bad. stars singing is like huge bonus points in the worst song category. for my choice, if everclear sings it, it belongs in this thread. especially father of mine. something just so damn annoying about his voice and their music.
It makes me think that even I could have a record deal if I worked under the tutelage of Eminem and Dr. Dre
anything by Duran Duran. specifically Hungry like the Wolf. :barf: Early Styx is kickass stuff...how can you say that subtomic?
Man, I actually like those songs. If they're fake bisexual, homosexual girls, I still wouldn't mind. That chick with the short hair is a hottie. I don't know how I stalk the Russian people. I like their cover of the Smith's How Soon is Now. BizMarkie is great. Fantastic. Atleast that song is. Who was that idiot that sampled the beat, and used parts of the lyrics? It was some barely out of Junior High, or some High School kid with a Ray Lewis Jersey on doing that song. Not exactly Bow Wow/Romeo, but not quite the other big guys. That song sucked. I like Shakira. She is neat. Before she was pop, she was something else. Styxx sucked, but I love Duran Duran. I like Hungry like the Wolf. I can't think of any sucky songs right now other than the Macarena. But who can forget WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT? who? who? And Shaggy. What is the name of that one song. Angel, and stuff. What was the name of that TV show, and they had a song called How do you talk to an angel. Yeah that was dumb.
My vote goes to You're Having My Baby...or anything by a boy band...or 98.5% of the 'music' of Madonna...or Yoko Ono...you ever heard Yoko Ono ...er...'sing'? If it ain't against the Geneva Convention, whatever she's doing to that cat ought to be...
"...but you say he has a fwend...but you say he has a fwend..." Come on, that's some classic hip-hop from back in the day. I'll go with Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies. Or how about the one that M.C. Hammer did for the Adams Family movie. Huge, enormous hunk o' crap.
The song that never ends Regulators - This is more a personal hatred. My Heart Will Go On Here is something I don't get about Madonna bashing: She is the most successful female artist of all time and has won critical as well as popular acclaim, yet people say she has no musical talent. Then she wins a golden globe and people say she can't act. I know she is a shameless self-promoter and media w****, but I also know that doesn't stop me from liking her music. I also think Ray of Light is one of her pest songs.
I totally agree. Madonna has always been badass. She's like 70 now and I still wouldn't kick her out of bed. People bag her because she's popular.
