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Worst Song Ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Mar 27, 2003.

  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    You sir, are a blashphemer.

    That song is a classic and will always be one of the best rap songs of all time. Who else was ballsy enough to produce a song off tune? (No bubble gum pop jokes needed).
     
  2. CBrownFanClub

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    There is a factual answer to this questions, and it is Conga by MIami Sound Machine.
     
  3. Another Brother

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    How bout that Houston Oilers song.


    AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!
     
  4. JamesC

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    I feel you on that one. Biz Markie was the clown prince of hip-hop.
     
  5. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    1. We are we are....the youth of the nation. We are we are..... the youth of the nation.

    2. Any rap song with angry males bragging about their history of crime.
     
  6. A-Train

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    I used to LOVE Alanis Morissette. I even saw her in concert back in 1996, but now I can't listen to "Ironic" for more than 10 seconds without wanting to poke a hole in my tympanic membrane...

    "It's like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN on your wedding day!!"
     
  7. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    That song may have been goofy, but I loved the hell out of it.

    We're the Hous ton Oilers.

    Actually, that made me think, that new Clay Walker Texans song is the first song in a long time that makes me cringe when I hear it. Its football time Hewwwwston. I hate that crap.

    BTW, have you ever heard that song John and Lance play for the Astros someone sent them, I think its called All Aboard, its hillarious.
     
  8. A-Train

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    Oh yeah, did anybody hear that Yao Ming song that this doofus in the Northwest sent in? They played it on 610. It went to the tune of "Wild Thing" by The Troggs...

    Yao Ming
    You are the Shanghai King
     
  9. Drewdog

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    Thanks for the props RM!

    And yes, I agree that song blows.

    But who could ever forget.... "Im too sexy" ?!?!?!?

    That song was TERRIBLE!!!!
     
  10. A-Train

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    Come on! That song was great, albeit overplayed...

    I'm too sexy for my cat
    Too sexy for my cat
    Poor p***y
    Poor pusy cat
     
  11. drapg

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    "I'm too sexy" was fantastic!

    I wish I could rewind to the early 1990s. I loved the hell out of that cheesy pop/rap music from Salt 'N Pepa, TLC, Bobby Brown, etc. Beats all the junk of today... "Go shorty its yo' birfday..." Gimme a break!
     
  12. mateo

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    That Celine Dion song from Titanic. Ugh.
     
  13. rrj_gamz

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    Don't forget all the Mili Vanili Songs...
     
  14. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    rrj_gamz you know its true
     
  15. fadeaway

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    LOL!


    The soundtrack to Moulon Rouge makes me hurl, especially that dreadful Can-Can song.

    Shake your can-can-can.
    Shake your can-can-can.
    Shake your can-can-can-can-can-can-can-can-can-can............


    Ugh..
     
  16. The Summit

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    Anything Hanson......ugghh:mad:
     
  17. RocketMan Tex

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    I vomit every time I hear Manfred Mann's cover of Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light". What a hatchet job....uuuuugh!
     
  18. Sonny

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    "Girl you'll be a woman soon" from Pulp Fiction.

    Any rap music that is "screwed-up" - DJ Screw and all that crap.

    The "hard rock" crap now, it just doesn't sound good. "System of a Down" being an example. They just seem SOOOO fake. I have tatoos, I am tough. It all seems engineered like the boy band fad in the mid/late 90's.
     
  19. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "I'm draped up and dripped out
    know what I'm talkin bout

    3 in the morning
    got the gat in the stash pot

    firing up a fat sweet
    turning on the bulb light

    hand on the wood grain
    ass on the tight white"


    I'm a grown man with a corporate job and I still listen to screw every now and then. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
     
  20. Smokey

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    Ricky Martin - Livin La Vida Loca

    Anything by Shakira (I think Shakira is hot, but come on have you ever listened to her lyrics?)
     

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