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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. No Worries

    No Worries Member

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    Taco - Putting On The Ritz

    If you're blue and you don't know
    where to go to why don't you go
    where fashion sits
    Puttin' on the Ritz
     
  2. bladeage

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    No one has mentioned Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    Add to it the fact that they blatantly copied the riff from Bobby McFerrin's "Don't worry, Be happy."
     
  4. gunn

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    Toni Basil - Mickey
     
  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

    I WOULD WALK 500 MILES....

    BLEH!!!
     
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    The song was written in 1930
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puttin'_on_the_Ritz

    And it's in Young Frankenstein for cryin out loud.

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  7. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Yeah, I would walk 500 miles to slice those guys vocal chords.
     
  8. ricky-retardo

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    William Hung- She Bangs
     
  9. baller4life315

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    CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WASN'T THE FIRST SONG TO COME TO MIND.....

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  10. Cannonball

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    Yes, they have. But this thread made me think of the Ninja Rap video posted a few days ago.
     
  11. peleincubus

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    laffy taffy
    nickelback - anything
    creed - anything
    save a horse ride a cowboy
    achy breaky heart
     
  12. junglerules

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    I vote thong song, laffy taffy, and this is why i'm hot. I love me some hip hop, but there is some horrible sh*t out there nowadays....
     
  13. Hmm

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    everything by Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson and Pink and Gwen Stefani's solo career..
     
  14. A-Train

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    I once thought the lead singer of Hanson was hot, then I found out it was a dude...does that make me gay?
     
  15. bladeage

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    just slightly..
     
  16. gifford1967

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    Damn. I was looking for a video of that Follow Me song to post, but couldn't find one. I hate that sh_t with a burning, all-consuming hate.
     
  17. alexdapooh

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    "Irreplaceable" - Beyonce
     
  18. moestavern19

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    The only talent the man had was marketing, and some business sense.

    He did what he had to do to make a name for himself and in a no-talent industry thats about all you need to do.


    I think the movies he made arguably make him the worst actor of all time as well.
     
  19. studogg

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    Did you see the show he did with his son Romeo?

    I'm still recovering from that one. But yes, he was one helluva business man.
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    For your consideration, please include n the tournament:

    Paula Cole - "I don't wanna wait" / "where have all the cowboys gone"
    I don't wanna wait... for our lives to be over... I wanna know by now...

    SHUT THE F*CK UP, freakin' tranny... wait your ass somewhere else... why don't you go sing about other sh*t... where the heck are you that there are no Cowboys??? Freakin' Singapore?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!? :mad:

    Justin Timberf*ck - "My Love"
    Now, if I wrote you a love note
    And made you smile with every word I wrote (what would you do?)
    Would that make you want to change your scene
    And wanna be the one on my team (tell me, would you?)

    SHUT THE F*CK UP, you freak. Sing like a MAN, mo' fo'...!!!! You sound like my 8-year old daughter, you freak! Leave that sh*t up to Michael Jackson or Prince... sing like someone with COJONES!!! :mad:
    "On My Team?!?!?!?" What the f*ck are you playing, marbles? WTF? Damn, this song is SToOOoOOooooPID. :mad:

    Pink - "Just you and Your hand Tonight"
    [lyrics not needed]
    WTF??!?!?!? Stay your bitter b*tch ass home. Why you have to sing about dudes coming up to you in a f*ck*ng bar?!?!? Why don't you sing about cartoons while we're at it?!?!? :rolleyes: I'll buy you a drink if you leave this bar and don't talk to anyone at all. Your depression is contagious... now even the good-looking chicks are leaving 'cuz of your ass. STFU, Punk. :mad: Thanks a lot, Monday Night Football.

    :cool: That feels better.
     
    #120 SwoLy-D, Jun 26, 2007
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