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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. mc mark

    mc mark Member

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    Mr. Tambourine Man - William Shatner

    [edit] It's sooo bad, even Bill is embarrassed for himself. As noted by the album cover


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  2. swilkins

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    This gets my vote.

    It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Uh, no.

    It is called "What's Up". You should see the video - it is even worse. :(
     
  4. Tracy McIverson

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    Eddie Murphy - "Wzupwitu"
     
  5. professorjay

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    Oooo. Nice choice. Ironically I find 'Party All the Time' so cheesy it's good.
     
  6. Cannonball

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    Isn't this one in the IG book? :D
     
  7. Shroopy2

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    We got to page 5 and not one mention of LAFFY TAFFY by D4L :confused:
    Even loyal rap fans started to have questions about the industry after that one. (No coincidence soon after Nas makes an album called "Hip Hop is Dead")

    D4L - Laffy Taffy to hip hop = Warrent - Cherry Pie to glam rock
     
  8. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Hey-yay-yay-yay. I said hey.
     
  9. The Real Shady

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    Short Dick Man -

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    Shaquille O'Neal - Skillz -

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    Anything by Kelis. You know the "milkshake" girl. That new "lip gloss" song by "Lil Mama" or whatever is pretty atrocious too.
     
  11. WWR

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    My girlfriend and I were driving somewhere and Kelly Clarkson's dumb ace comes on and my girlfriend wants to listen to it as I am trying to change it..............


    It literally gave me a headache.
     
  12. verse

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    "Comin' to Your City" and
    "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" (or any song by karl malone & that white dude)

    :mad: :mad:
     
  13. gunn

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    This song makes me want to puke.

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  14. bladeage

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    Wow you guys are bringing up so many songs that I forgot I hated. Laffy Taffy is easily in my top 10.
     
  15. subtomic

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    Hell is for Children - Pet Benatar - I've never actually listened to this all the way through, but I have turned it on in the middle and the end of the song is so beyond cheesy, it's practically yogurt

    Survivor - Destiny's child - an awful, tuneless and stupid song. It should have ended Beyonce's career rather than extending it.

    Come On Eileen - This guy's voice makes me want to kill myself

    Under Pressure - Queen/Bowie - Queen + Bowie + a bunch of screwing around that ultimately goes nowhere.

    50 cent - Candy shop - Amateur rapping that somehow got on MTV
     
  16. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    how dare you
     
  17. bladeage

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    Here's one... dunno if some of you like it but its pretty corny.

    The Red Christmas Shoes... I dont remember the band. But its a song about this dude thats in a store and this little kid comes in to buy shoes for his mom and the kid doesnt have enough so the dude pays for em.

    Its just a cheesy attempt to make you cry I guess. But it comes off as contrived and stupid, plus its off beat and it sounds off-key.
     
  18. gunn

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    I'd also like to add that anything by Uncle Kracker is just outright dreadful.
     
  19. bladeage

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    ...and ghastly I might add.
     
  20. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Right Said Fred - Too Sexy
     

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